The real near death experience was the friends we made along the way

And as the fella says, it ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive but I think that applies doubly for friends vs oneself.

I think technically EVERYTHING one experiences is merely a dream before dying, it just happens in real time. And I can’t disprove it any more than I can disprove that everyone else is robits. But for what it’s worth, our shared perception that you continue to defy mortality is a blessing to me.

the real question: if a band covered it today, what sticker would they see on a Cadillac? It would be Slipknot, wouldn’t it?

Beats the original imo

Fortunately any time i sit down at my office chair these days the cat immediately jumps up and demands lap privileges and look at him, how can I do anything with this prize on my thighs?

That’s one I’m not allowed to listen to while driving because I will pound out those brutal Barrick drum fills on the steering wheel and it make car go wibbly

Fair, on both counts! Not sure what grounds @citizenmeh.bsky.social was claiming The Waitresses on. But I’d counter that by pointing out the arbitrary rule I just made up that all that RnB stuff is Actually Good. I’m just talking about the cheesy stuff.

Counterpoint: the Low Christmas album

Someone tried to charge me that much, I’d give em a Knuckles sandwich

Who’s excited? Astronomers and pagans, just the worst nerd asses you can imagine. Shave your fucking beards and give me some vitamin D tablets, you smug fucks.

A few years ago in New Orleans I had a crème brulee served in a shallow soup bowl, essentially maximising the surface area for the crust while maintaining the same amount of custard as you’d want from a dessert. Absolute game changer.

The exit for the Bong recreation area (nice campsite, but unremarkable) is the same exit for Mars Cheese Castle, which gives him a kind of immortality in my mind.

also included some manifesting of things i’d like to see happen in 2026

Perhaps combined with the Museum of Leor’s Recurring Bits. A life-size replica of the Music Box showing The Fanatic! All Star playing on loop throughout the complex! Fun for all the family!

“Definitely gonna go today! Just as soon as ₘᵤₘᵦₗₑₘᵤₘᵦₗₑ gets done!”