Chelsea
@peskymillennial.bsky.social
unemployed
she/they/dude
môniyâw/nêhiyaw
not actually as sad as I seem
she/they/dude
môniyâw/nêhiyaw
not actually as sad as I seem
The only reason I talk to old people is because of John Prine.
October 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The only reason I talk to old people is because of John Prine.
I was “gifted” this book MUTLIPLE times as a child.
To be fair, Mr. Nosey was being nosey. And Mr. Noisey was being noisey. But Mr. Happy? He didn’t deserve that.
To be fair, Mr. Nosey was being nosey. And Mr. Noisey was being noisey. But Mr. Happy? He didn’t deserve that.
August 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I was “gifted” this book MUTLIPLE times as a child.
To be fair, Mr. Nosey was being nosey. And Mr. Noisey was being noisey. But Mr. Happy? He didn’t deserve that.
To be fair, Mr. Nosey was being nosey. And Mr. Noisey was being noisey. But Mr. Happy? He didn’t deserve that.
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Growing up with a narcissist parent has fully prepared me for this moment in history. Finally, something I’ll be good at!
a woman on an airplane says i 'm ready to while dancing
ALT: a woman on an airplane says i 'm ready to while dancing
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July 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Growing up with a narcissist parent has fully prepared me for this moment in history. Finally, something I’ll be good at!
The disney cruise ship horn is so fucking stupid, annoying, and unnerving.
There, I said it… try me, Walt!
There, I said it… try me, Walt!
July 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The disney cruise ship horn is so fucking stupid, annoying, and unnerving.
There, I said it… try me, Walt!
There, I said it… try me, Walt!
My doctor said I should continue to keep smoking cannabis daily.
(My doctor is Dr. Dre)
(My doctor is Dr. Dre)
June 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My doctor said I should continue to keep smoking cannabis daily.
(My doctor is Dr. Dre)
(My doctor is Dr. Dre)
Y’all ever step on a crack just to get back at your mother?
May 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Y’all ever step on a crack just to get back at your mother?
When I sing along to Reba, my lyrics are, “Here’s your one chance Fancy…don’t fuck it up!”
Drag Race Drag GIF
ALT: Drag Race Drag GIF
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July 17, 2024 at 10:35 AM
When I sing along to Reba, my lyrics are, “Here’s your one chance Fancy…don’t fuck it up!”
March Madness? More like March SADness!
March 11, 2024 at 8:43 PM
March Madness? More like March SADness!
If your “Happy International Women’s Day!!!” posts only include cishet white women, fuck your feminism.
March 8, 2024 at 10:45 PM
If your “Happy International Women’s Day!!!” posts only include cishet white women, fuck your feminism.
To throw my landlords off the scent of my weed, I just fart a lot.
March 7, 2024 at 6:54 AM
To throw my landlords off the scent of my weed, I just fart a lot.
Good news everyone, found a new pimple to pick incessantly!
February 29, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Good news everyone, found a new pimple to pick incessantly!
The drums on "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"? 👨🍳👌💋
January 31, 2024 at 7:28 PM
The drums on "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"? 👨🍳👌💋
My mom is depressed, my dad is anxious. I’m mixed-disgrace.
January 25, 2024 at 6:59 AM
My mom is depressed, my dad is anxious. I’m mixed-disgrace.
I pet a German Shepard today and as I did, I whispered, "acab" ✊🏼
December 16, 2023 at 6:30 AM
I pet a German Shepard today and as I did, I whispered, "acab" ✊🏼
I hope that bitch Henry Kissinger is toiling in distress. (T.I.D)
November 30, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I hope that bitch Henry Kissinger is toiling in distress. (T.I.D)
I’ve got another confession to make: I used to be a little tattletale narc-ass bitch.
November 30, 2023 at 8:44 AM
I’ve got another confession to make: I used to be a little tattletale narc-ass bitch.
The thing about me is that I'm a good worker, terrible employee.
November 27, 2023 at 11:38 PM
The thing about me is that I'm a good worker, terrible employee.
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1923: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.
2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.
2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.
November 18, 2023 at 12:24 AM
1923: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.
2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.
2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.
Head's or tails? More like ears or tails, amiright?
November 17, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Head's or tails? More like ears or tails, amiright?
Sorry I face tattooed the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called Him Gucci Manger
Sorry I put a demogorgon mask on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called it Manger Things.
October 27, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Sorry I face tattooed the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called Him Gucci Manger
Bring back telling someone you less than three them.
October 24, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Bring back telling someone you less than three them.
Every time I pulled a silly face as a kid my parents told me, “your face is gonna get stuck like that!”, which only furthered my quest to pull the silliest face possible.
I’m a full-blown adult with a very normal face (not to brag…)
This is why we must not trust authority. In this essay I will…
I’m a full-blown adult with a very normal face (not to brag…)
This is why we must not trust authority. In this essay I will…
October 19, 2023 at 5:05 AM
Every time I pulled a silly face as a kid my parents told me, “your face is gonna get stuck like that!”, which only furthered my quest to pull the silliest face possible.
I’m a full-blown adult with a very normal face (not to brag…)
This is why we must not trust authority. In this essay I will…
I’m a full-blown adult with a very normal face (not to brag…)
This is why we must not trust authority. In this essay I will…