Peter Jamieson
@peterjamieson.bsky.social
Husband, father, musician (bass with Chasin' the Train, Ableton 11 Live user), retired telecom engineer, trade unionist, Scotsman. Likes a laugh in good company along with Guinness or red wine.
In all the thousands of pages of the Epstein files, not one drag queen or trans person is mentioned. 🤔
December 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
In all the thousands of pages of the Epstein files, not one drag queen or trans person is mentioned. 🤔
I am waiting for the Manchurian Cantaloupe to demand that New York is re-named 'Trumpton' in his honour. Here's the reference for our non-UK viewers.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trumpton
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trumpton
Trumpton - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I am waiting for the Manchurian Cantaloupe to demand that New York is re-named 'Trumpton' in his honour. Here's the reference for our non-UK viewers.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trumpton
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trumpton
I didn't do 'O' Level geography, but even *I* know you can't completely surround Venezuela with an armada. 🙄
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I didn't do 'O' Level geography, but even *I* know you can't completely surround Venezuela with an armada. 🙄
So, is he presidential *now*?
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So, is he presidential *now*?
With Ben Bradley (no, me neither), defecting to Reform, there are now 22 ex-Tory MPs in Nigel's "We're nothing like them!" party. I saw Reform portrayed as, 'literally the political bin juice all sloshing around together underneath the rubbish bag', and never has a description been more apposite.
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
With Ben Bradley (no, me neither), defecting to Reform, there are now 22 ex-Tory MPs in Nigel's "We're nothing like them!" party. I saw Reform portrayed as, 'literally the political bin juice all sloshing around together underneath the rubbish bag', and never has a description been more apposite.
I can't believe no-one's done a 'Torn: Arse' AI version of this poster. What's the world coming to?
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I can't believe no-one's done a 'Torn: Arse' AI version of this poster. What's the world coming to?
Today in 'Maths Is Fun ... Honest!' we look at the Venn diagram of people who say Farage was only 18 at the time and didn’t mean what he said, against the set of people who were certain Shamima Begum knew what she was doing at 15.
Initial calculations show the figure to be a circle.
Initial calculations show the figure to be a circle.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Today in 'Maths Is Fun ... Honest!' we look at the Venn diagram of people who say Farage was only 18 at the time and didn’t mean what he said, against the set of people who were certain Shamima Begum knew what she was doing at 15.
Initial calculations show the figure to be a circle.
Initial calculations show the figure to be a circle.
Well, I certainly didn't have *that* on my 2025 Bingo Card!
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well, I certainly didn't have *that* on my 2025 Bingo Card!
The man who has appeared on 'Question Time' 38 times thinks the BBC is " ... institutionally biased".
The man who campaigned for us to leave the EU so we could govern ourselves free from outside interference is now happy for the US to interfere in the running of our public service broadcaster.
The man who campaigned for us to leave the EU so we could govern ourselves free from outside interference is now happy for the US to interfere in the running of our public service broadcaster.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The man who has appeared on 'Question Time' 38 times thinks the BBC is " ... institutionally biased".
The man who campaigned for us to leave the EU so we could govern ourselves free from outside interference is now happy for the US to interfere in the running of our public service broadcaster.
The man who campaigned for us to leave the EU so we could govern ourselves free from outside interference is now happy for the US to interfere in the running of our public service broadcaster.
Sweep for BBC Director General ... what could possibly go wrong? (Photo credit: Pauline Cumberland)
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Sweep for BBC Director General ... what could possibly go wrong? (Photo credit: Pauline Cumberland)
I see all the people who were previously ... yada, yada, yada ... are now experts on rail infrastructure construction, maintenance and repair.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I see all the people who were previously ... yada, yada, yada ... are now experts on rail infrastructure construction, maintenance and repair.
Unsolicited Sunday morning knob pic.
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Unsolicited Sunday morning knob pic.
David Jones (former Tory Brexit minister): ‘Sir, it's quite possible that we were so desperate to get out of the EU that we came up with a very bad deal.’
Han Solo: 'We came up with a very bad deal? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!'
Han Solo: 'We came up with a very bad deal? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!'
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
David Jones (former Tory Brexit minister): ‘Sir, it's quite possible that we were so desperate to get out of the EU that we came up with a very bad deal.’
Han Solo: 'We came up with a very bad deal? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!'
Han Solo: 'We came up with a very bad deal? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!'
“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming ... of Halloween.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming ... of Halloween.”
We take you live to a rehearsal room in central London where various European leaders are gathered in order to debut their next career as a Kraftwerk tribute band.
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
We take you live to a rehearsal room in central London where various European leaders are gathered in order to debut their next career as a Kraftwerk tribute band.
I'm just waiting for all the 'free speech' warriors who were *so* upset about Lucy Connolly being sent to jail for saying asylum seekers should be burned alive in their hotels to leap to Fayaz Khan's defence for his death threats against Nigel Farage on TikTok.
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'm just waiting for all the 'free speech' warriors who were *so* upset about Lucy Connolly being sent to jail for saying asylum seekers should be burned alive in their hotels to leap to Fayaz Khan's defence for his death threats against Nigel Farage on TikTok.
Robert Jenrick is a racist. That's it ... that's the skeet.
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Robert Jenrick is a racist. That's it ... that's the skeet.
1) Having led us to believe that Brexit would solve all our border issues, Farage and his chums are now telling us we need to leave the European Convention on Human Rights in order to solve the current migrant/asylum seeker crisis.
October 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
1) Having led us to believe that Brexit would solve all our border issues, Farage and his chums are now telling us we need to leave the European Convention on Human Rights in order to solve the current migrant/asylum seeker crisis.
'The Fifth Bollock'
Bollocks, I Shrunk the Kids
October 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
'The Fifth Bollock'
“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
September 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
It appears that you *can* ask people to call you another name. However, changing the name to the 'Department of War' is going to cost over $1bn for new building logos, database and web page changes, letterheads, insignia, security passes, et cetera ... and for what benefit? None more benefit.
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It appears that you *can* ask people to call you another name. However, changing the name to the 'Department of War' is going to cost over $1bn for new building logos, database and web page changes, letterheads, insignia, security passes, et cetera ... and for what benefit? None more benefit.
Alex and her 'Always Offended' comedy chums must be pretty far down their 'That Was The Woke That Was' list by now ... although I see their American pals are talking against chalk now.
September 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Alex and her 'Always Offended' comedy chums must be pretty far down their 'That Was The Woke That Was' list by now ... although I see their American pals are talking against chalk now.
The always splendid Rosie Holt. I wish she was my MP.
August 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The always splendid Rosie Holt. I wish she was my MP.
'Operation: Raise The Colours'? This isn't an episode of 'Sharpe' and none of the people involved are being played by Sean Bean. 🙄
August 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
'Operation: Raise The Colours'? This isn't an episode of 'Sharpe' and none of the people involved are being played by Sean Bean. 🙄