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Peter Smith
@petermsmiths.bsky.social
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I’m just this guy, you know?

I ain’t no follow back boy.

He/him
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“Let me know if I can help Dave.”

“David. His name is David, Staley.”

“Ok. Let me know if I can help David Staley.”

“*sigh* Let me know too, David.”
The Pillow Pet brothers.
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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A rare sighting of Hippo!
A young lady with her mother’s stuffed hippo.
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Watching the game with @dkbell0.bsky.social two fuzzy friends.
A U of I orange Pillow Pet sitting next to a Chicago Bears Pillow Pet. Both are cute fuzzy bears.
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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*digital bears hug*
Two Pillow Pet bears, one stacked on the other.
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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-flood

+burn

Tagging in @ebs.bsky.social due to his share
Jesus smoking a cigarette, with the caption “Flood it again”.
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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“Now I have an SCA.

HO HO HO”

@coelliptic.bsky.social
An almost complete Shuttle Carrier Aircraft LEGO kit.
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I’m ready to ring in the new year!
A box of mint flavored Pocky.
December 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Well I would say the wait was worth it.
A smoked ham shank taking a bath in pineapple juice, brown sugar, and pork-supplied “juice”. Said shank, pulled apart like it was a pork shoulder.
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Recipe says to smoke the ham overnight. Yeah, no shit.
A MEATER dashboard, showing 13h24m of cook time. The pork is at 49°F, the target temp is 165°F, and the ambient temp is currently 180°F.
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Happy Birthday!!

Let me send you a dick pic for your special day.
Dick van Patten
December 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Some other Jesus-inspired memes.
Jesus smoking a cigarette and saying “Flood it again. Jesus with an intense stare, with an action caption: Forgiveness stops Jesus with a shocked look on his face, with an action caption: Gospel music stops.
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Post-sear
The prime rib, sliced for serving.
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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First stage is complete.
A prime rib roast resting.
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Please. Just get these guys.
The Hobbits in band mode.
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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This is all the Christmas cheer I have.

Bah humbug.
A LEGO Christmas tree on a kitchen table.
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Got my birthday gift. I call it…Snake Venom.
A bottle of Kirkland 8 year old Scotch whisky with a snake painted around the bottle.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Watching the game with my two buddies.
A pair of Pillow Pets, one in Illini colors and one in Bears colors.
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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The rest of the fam got seasoned rack of pork. Check out the smoke ring!
Pork chop/rack of pork with a giant smoke ring, a stuffed potatoes, and a garlic bread roll.
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Hippo Birdy to me!
A t-bone with two stuffed potatoes and a garlic bread roll.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A parking lot painted sign. Instead of painting “CAUTION” the crew painted “CUATION”. An entire Costco parking lot was painted like this.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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These are the people guiding me on the Taekwondo path. Master Baek is the Headmaster. Then it’s Master Alex and Junior Instructor Takumi.

Fun story: I reenacted the HMMWV scene from Iron Man with an unsuspecting Master Alex…who responded just like the Airman did!
The Fat Fucker in blue standing with the do-jang’s Headmaster, Master Baek in white. Both men are in the traditional fighting stance. The Fat Fucker (still in blue) is standing between his two teachers. Master Alex (left) is holding up two fingers, while Junior Instructor Takumi is pointing to the Fat Fucker.
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Standing outside the do-jang, waiting for my belt test to begin. I’m going for my red belt, which will then put two belts between me and my black belt in Taekwondo. Call it 15-18 months to go.
The Fat Fucker wearing a blue dobeck jacket and a high visibility yellow-green undershirt, against the most offensively inoffensively colored wall.
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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What now?
A hen wearing a red tie. The caption reads “Hen tie or something, I don’t know I never watched anime”
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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But but but…caring about hockey allows for pictures like this. 😉
A picture of a toddler wearing a red Blackhawks outfit, holding a Blackhawks mascot in the form of a stuffed animal.
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Added the headband.
The Fat Fuck put on a headband with a golden unicorn horn, along with pink fuzzy ears adorned with bells.
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM