Peter Smith
@petermsmiths.bsky.social
I’m just this guy, you know?
I ain’t no follow back boy.
He/him
I ain’t no follow back boy.
He/him
The background…
a man wearing a black shirt and a wayne 's world hat smiles
Alt: a man wearing a black shirt and a wayne 's world hat smiles
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The background…
Was Grok fucking high when it created this shitshow of a picture?
January 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Was Grok fucking high when it created this shitshow of a picture?
The 90s were a different world.
January 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The 90s were a different world.
Please don’t. I had to suffer through a book that featured Nih Ten Do and his mercenary company the Arcade Rangers. Once was enough.
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Please don’t. I had to suffer through a book that featured Nih Ten Do and his mercenary company the Arcade Rangers. Once was enough.
MR ducks
MR not ducks
OSAR. CDEDBD wangs?
L Ill B. MR ducks!
MR not ducks
OSAR. CDEDBD wangs?
L Ill B. MR ducks!
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 PM
MR ducks
MR not ducks
OSAR. CDEDBD wangs?
L Ill B. MR ducks!
MR not ducks
OSAR. CDEDBD wangs?
L Ill B. MR ducks!
Huh. Somebody has a Honda that old and it’s just been broken in?
January 19, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Huh. Somebody has a Honda that old and it’s just been broken in?
“Let me know if I can help Dave.”
“David. His name is David, Staley.”
“Ok. Let me know if I can help David Staley.”
“*sigh* Let me know too, David.”
“David. His name is David, Staley.”
“Ok. Let me know if I can help David Staley.”
“*sigh* Let me know too, David.”
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
“Let me know if I can help Dave.”
“David. His name is David, Staley.”
“Ok. Let me know if I can help David Staley.”
“*sigh* Let me know too, David.”
“David. His name is David, Staley.”
“Ok. Let me know if I can help David Staley.”
“*sigh* Let me know too, David.”
Looks like you were off by six yards.
All that much more impressive.
All that much more impressive.
51.2 yards in the air, per NextGenStats.
I’m stunned.
I’m stunned.
NO WAY. CALEB WILLIAMS HEAVES IT ON 4TH DOWN.
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Looks like you were off by six yards.
All that much more impressive.
All that much more impressive.
No, this is nuts.
the Rams got a potentially game-saving tackle by
a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
January 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
No, this is nuts.
“Holy fuck!” is what you say.
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
“Holy fuck!” is what you say.
And it goes down as a 14-yard pass play.
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
And it goes down as a 14-yard pass play.
They’re used to it at this point?
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
They’re used to it at this point?
Big nope for me too.
January 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Big nope for me too.
A rare sighting of Hippo!
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
A rare sighting of Hippo!