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Peter Smith
@petermsmiths.bsky.social
I’m just this guy, you know?

I ain’t no follow back boy.

He/him
Update from tonight’s sparring class:

Lasted 55s in a match. Matches are 60s.
Lasted the full match.
Lasted 15s, withdrew after aggravating one of my toe injuries.

Considering I only lasted ~30s two weeks ago I will take the improvement!
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Grandma Turtle approves of your partner.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Something something sharing far and wide.
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hippo Birdy to me!
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww.

The Giants have already been eliminated from the playoffs.
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s a scented candle kind of night.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Good grief, getting into Costco at opening is getting dangerous.
Summary of the first period: goal hack slash trip cross check slash high stick slash hack slash cross check punch high stick slash slash goal hack slash cross check high stick slash unnecessary scrum slash
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Felt good going into sparring tonight. Faced off against my first opponent. Got hurt. Kicked in the foot. The foot!

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to start the BRICE protocol.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Biggus Dickus
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.

GO.
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Normally a joke like Ari’s would elicit some variation of “I’m dead.” But these two…
Bonesaw meets Bonespur at the Conference of Thin-Skinned Cowards
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Summer vacation booked.
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Anime and hockey fans? THIS! IS! US!
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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🌨️🔨
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bonus pills in the cup tonight!
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This reference was written for me.
the best way i can describe this brian daboll journey for the past few years is it almost perfectly mirrored vegeta’s cracked out frenzied run on namek trying to get the dragonballs

flew too close to sun 😔 vanquished with russell krillin by his side
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love a 3-2 game.
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
See a lot of these @bulldrek.bsky.social ?
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Dinner rut broken, Costco came to the rescue.

Smoked rack of pork for tomorrow folks!
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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When Bashir told Garak about the boy who cried wolf.
August 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I’m Donatornmeniscis!
Mid life crisis mutant ninja turtles
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Standing outside the do-jang, waiting for my belt test to begin. I’m going for my red belt, which will then put two belts between me and my black belt in Taekwondo. Call it 15-18 months to go.
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It got worse @jasonmhardy.bsky.social

The idiot-in-chief just gets dumber and dumber every day.
This, in particular, is spectacularly hideous. It's like something you'd see on the wall of a car dealership where they put pictures of their top salespeople every month
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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This is exactly how you end up with American soldiers selling military secrets to countries adverse to the USA.
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.

The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM