Jones
@peteyjones.bsky.social
Please refrain from making jokes, this is my work account.
The man is downright smitten
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The man is downright smitten
"Check this out, my visual artist has been working on this for six months now."
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Check this out, my visual artist has been working on this for six months now."
"Before you say anything just hear me out, he's actually got some great ideas about healthcare. Full disclosure, he did go through a bit of a phase..."
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Before you say anything just hear me out, he's actually got some great ideas about healthcare. Full disclosure, he did go through a bit of a phase..."
Luckily conservatives have this guy to carry the torch
October 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Luckily conservatives have this guy to carry the torch
Reminds me of the late 90s when teams were like, "This is what baseball uniforms will look like IN THE FUTURE" and then we got this shit
September 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reminds me of the late 90s when teams were like, "This is what baseball uniforms will look like IN THE FUTURE" and then we got this shit
Ol' Billy Arkin caught slippin'
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ol' Billy Arkin caught slippin'
One of my favorite things to do anytime Derrick Henry does something is to go back and revisit his high school stats and laugh at how preposterous they are
September 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
One of my favorite things to do anytime Derrick Henry does something is to go back and revisit his high school stats and laugh at how preposterous they are
RFK Jr. discovering the cause of autism
September 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
RFK Jr. discovering the cause of autism
This paragraph is speculative gold
September 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This paragraph is speculative gold
High School Legends Edition: Jake Browning vs Derrick Henry. Choose your fighter.
August 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
High School Legends Edition: Jake Browning vs Derrick Henry. Choose your fighter.
Don't think of it as significantly increasing taxes on billionaires, think of it as a commission for America! @mcuban.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Don't think of it as significantly increasing taxes on billionaires, think of it as a commission for America! @mcuban.bsky.social
"We are here to take your order."
July 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"We are here to take your order."
Jacob Misiorowski now vs. Jacob Misiorowski in 3 years
July 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Jacob Misiorowski now vs. Jacob Misiorowski in 3 years
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social you ever notice that you kinda look like an Ewok?
July 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social you ever notice that you kinda look like an Ewok?
