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The Splendid and the Vile
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The Splendid and the Vile
Can Marisa get 250 subscribers tonight?
Will she accomplish her major goal?
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I’m 250 paid subscribers away from a major goal. Think we can get there tonight? www.thehandbasket.co/upgrade
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Can Marisa get 250 subscribers tonight?
Will she accomplish her major goal?
Tune in tomorrow to find out, on Bluesky.
Will she accomplish her major goal?
Tune in tomorrow to find out, on Bluesky.
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
"Listen I'm willing to admit that I could have been wrong about the Fuentes/Groyper stuff, but that chair was definitely possessed by the fucking devil."
Rod Dreher is the greatest conservative journalist of all time.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"Listen I'm willing to admit that I could have been wrong about the Fuentes/Groyper stuff, but that chair was definitely possessed by the fucking devil."
"Baby, don't worry. It's not a worm."
An immense relief, for I loved his brain.
"It's actually neurosyphilis," he deadpanned in his gravelly voice. I laughed hard, in a way that reminded me of childhood. He stared blankly at me, still trying to sell the wicked joke.
The musings of a madman.
An immense relief, for I loved his brain.
"It's actually neurosyphilis," he deadpanned in his gravelly voice. I laughed hard, in a way that reminded me of childhood. He stared blankly at me, still trying to sell the wicked joke.
The musings of a madman.
excerpt from Olivia Nuzzi's book that is unintentionally funniest thing you might ever read
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"Baby, don't worry. It's not a worm."
An immense relief, for I loved his brain.
"It's actually neurosyphilis," he deadpanned in his gravelly voice. I laughed hard, in a way that reminded me of childhood. He stared blankly at me, still trying to sell the wicked joke.
The musings of a madman.
An immense relief, for I loved his brain.
"It's actually neurosyphilis," he deadpanned in his gravelly voice. I laughed hard, in a way that reminded me of childhood. He stared blankly at me, still trying to sell the wicked joke.
The musings of a madman.
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
I've been saying for months that if the Democrats want to lock down the male vote, they should basically start campaigning with Angela White on a pro-porn platform
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I've been saying for months that if the Democrats want to lock down the male vote, they should basically start campaigning with Angela White on a pro-porn platform
But on the bright side, there is no evidence of cannibalism as of yet. Silver lining!
Hmm it seems that all the people who rule over us, in government and the private sector and academia, are evil pedophiles.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
But on the bright side, there is no evidence of cannibalism as of yet. Silver lining!
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Joe Rogan and Elon sitting around talking about how Trump isn't a bad guy mere days before this Epstein stuff starts leaking out and Trump is scrambling to shut it down is A+ comedic timing, even if it is completely unintentional. Credit where it's due.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Joe Rogan and Elon sitting around talking about how Trump isn't a bad guy mere days before this Epstein stuff starts leaking out and Trump is scrambling to shut it down is A+ comedic timing, even if it is completely unintentional. Credit where it's due.
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Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
"Oh hey man what's up, this is actually Brace. I grabbed your mom's phone off the nightstand by accident. Sorry, thought it was mine."
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"Oh hey man what's up, this is actually Brace. I grabbed your mom's phone off the nightstand by accident. Sorry, thought it was mine."
My guy, you have spent your entire career failing to do anything of substance to fix the American healthcare crisis.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My guy, you have spent your entire career failing to do anything of substance to fix the American healthcare crisis.
The idea that billionaires will leave New York (the biggest metro market in America) or the United States (the biggest market in the world) if you raise their taxes is a complete joke. They need the market to make the money.
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The idea that billionaires will leave New York (the biggest metro market in America) or the United States (the biggest market in the world) if you raise their taxes is a complete joke. They need the market to make the money.
More optimism from Kenny Klipps? Who is this man?!?
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
More optimism from Kenny Klipps? Who is this man?!?
If people thought Cuomo's rhetoric about Mamdani was bad, just wait until they get a load of what Elise Stefanik has in store. There's a 100% chance the primary focus of her campaign will be Zohran and there's a 100% chance her campaign will be EXTREMELY well-funded
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If people thought Cuomo's rhetoric about Mamdani was bad, just wait until they get a load of what Elise Stefanik has in store. There's a 100% chance the primary focus of her campaign will be Zohran and there's a 100% chance her campaign will be EXTREMELY well-funded
I still contend that one of the greatest accomplishments of the Obama administration was the Cubs winning the World Series
One thing I learned from the past few decades is that voters tend not to comprehend nuances like "the filibuster" or even "the Supreme Court." Mostly they just blame bad things on the people in charge, and Washington correspondents should understand that too.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I still contend that one of the greatest accomplishments of the Obama administration was the Cubs winning the World Series
Leaning into the AI datacenter thing when there's a growing revolt against AI datacenters and AI is likely going to lead to mass firings is an interesting rhetorical choice for a guy who claims to represent the working class.
Trump: "If you go a couple of years out, you're gonna see numbers like you've never seen. We're building some of the biggest building ever built anywhere in the world. The AI buildings."
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Leaning into the AI datacenter thing when there's a growing revolt against AI datacenters and AI is likely going to lead to mass firings is an interesting rhetorical choice for a guy who claims to represent the working class.
The Bulls are fun again!
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The Bulls are fun again!
MTG on The View: "You're so much different than I expected. I'm so sorry for misjudging you all these years. Can you ever forgive me?"
Zohran on The View: "You're Muslim and this is New York City. 9/11 happened here, and yet I haven't once heard you condemn Al Qaeda...why is that?"
Zohran on The View: "You're Muslim and this is New York City. 9/11 happened here, and yet I haven't once heard you condemn Al Qaeda...why is that?"
Marjorie Taylor Greene, the far-right congresswoman who has been pilloried by The View for years over her conspiracy-mongering and inflammatory rhetoric, was essentially given a hero’s welcome during her appearance on the ABC talk show Tuesday morning.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
MTG soaks up cheers during lovefest on The View as she blasts Mike Johnson and MAGA
‘Look, I’m with women, so I feel very comfortable saying this, I’m really tired of the p*ssing contest in Washington, D.C. between the men,’ the MAGA congresswoman declared to raucous applause.
www.independent.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
MTG on The View: "You're so much different than I expected. I'm so sorry for misjudging you all these years. Can you ever forgive me?"
Zohran on The View: "You're Muslim and this is New York City. 9/11 happened here, and yet I haven't once heard you condemn Al Qaeda...why is that?"
Zohran on The View: "You're Muslim and this is New York City. 9/11 happened here, and yet I haven't once heard you condemn Al Qaeda...why is that?"
Hey @cnn.com at least credit @thedailyshow.com if you're going to straight up rip off one of their bits. Come on now, how about a little journalistic integrity?
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hey @cnn.com at least credit @thedailyshow.com if you're going to straight up rip off one of their bits. Come on now, how about a little journalistic integrity?
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Another look at Austin Booker tossing Orlando Brown zoomed in and slowed down.
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Another look at Austin Booker tossing Orlando Brown zoomed in and slowed down.