at one point he basically blamed the fake news media for making him think Zohran was scary. Just an all around wild press conference

The only "Democrats" Trump has ever shown a modicum of respect to are Bernie and Zohran. Genuinely hilarious. Just shits all over the rest of 'em at every turn.

The man is downright smitten

Anyone check in on Loomer yet?

I genuinely believe if you told Trump that whoever gives this country Medicare for All will be the next face on Mt. Rushmore, we'd have universal healthcare by the start of 2026

also worth noting his deep love of interior design

I get that SpaceX's big selling point is that it builds things for a lower cost, but at some point the repeated explosions and rocket failures add up to a higher cost, no? And it's still essentially our tax dollars funding these failures

Bears legend Dave Toub

I tried watching one of Rogan's stand up specials a little while back and basically realized we already have too much generic AI slop-level comedy in the world as is. It was basically a dude taking trending comments from Twitter and regurgitating them on stage into a microphone

Makes FDR all the more impressive. Electoral gangsta

Kicking myself for not knowing that "scarification" was a career option

Say Nothing is another amazing one

Yes, but how has "Nine" played?

Sure, he had to pay for the photo shoot and the billboards but it's still a dream come true for him

On some level I'm happy for Ben Shapiro since I know he's just an embittered theatre nerd whose entire political commentating career was spawned by getting turned down by Hollywood for being a shitty writer. He's been waiting his whole life for a photo shoot resulting in Times Square billboards.

"Check this out, my visual artist has been working on this for six months now."

All that build up to what will be little more than a big wet fart. Can't wait...makes me giddy just thinking about it