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If it’s a girl? Felony. A boy? Arson. (Picking baby names)
July 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If it’s a girl? Felony. A boy? Arson. (Picking baby names)
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
I have an insider scoop but need to dm you
I have an insider scoop but need to dm you
July 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
I have an insider scoop but need to dm you
I have an insider scoop but need to dm you
I love rodents as no man ever has.
July 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love rodents as no man ever has.
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The world is not bending to my will.
June 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The world is not bending to my will.
Brazilian musicians will name a song “tristeza” and it’s the most upbeat melody you’ve heard in your life
June 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Brazilian musicians will name a song “tristeza” and it’s the most upbeat melody you’ve heard in your life
I quite enjoyed the Phoenician scheme.
June 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I quite enjoyed the Phoenician scheme.
They’re remaking Seven Samurai with an all-schlub cast. Stained undershirts, untied shoelaces— the whole works. It’s costing them $100 million.
June 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
They’re remaking Seven Samurai with an all-schlub cast. Stained undershirts, untied shoelaces— the whole works. It’s costing them $100 million.
That St Paul mayoral candidate is posting on an anime porn subreddit, this is the kind of representation I want in politics
June 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That St Paul mayoral candidate is posting on an anime porn subreddit, this is the kind of representation I want in politics
I’m the Mikhail Gorbachev of vaping
May 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I’m the Mikhail Gorbachev of vaping
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Public Awareness Announcements courtesy of the Midwestern Almanac of Prairie Spirits;
May 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Public Awareness Announcements courtesy of the Midwestern Almanac of Prairie Spirits;
Most people don’t know this but Syttende Mai actually commemorates Norway’s victory over the French at the battle of Puebla
May 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Most people don’t know this but Syttende Mai actually commemorates Norway’s victory over the French at the battle of Puebla
Sufjan Stevens Illinoise re-release 10 years from now better have a song about the pope
May 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sufjan Stevens Illinoise re-release 10 years from now better have a song about the pope
Just logging on now, I sure hope the new pope isn’t from Chicago
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just logging on now, I sure hope the new pope isn’t from Chicago
They don’t teach about the raid on lindisfarne in schools anymore
May 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
They don’t teach about the raid on lindisfarne in schools anymore
Happy Earth Day!
The most interesting things I found when picking up litter: large bones (probably deer), Russian cookie packaging, a half-full tub of hair gel, an adult DVD, and a lanyard from a Journeys shoe store employee.
The most interesting things I found when picking up litter: large bones (probably deer), Russian cookie packaging, a half-full tub of hair gel, an adult DVD, and a lanyard from a Journeys shoe store employee.
April 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Happy Earth Day!
The most interesting things I found when picking up litter: large bones (probably deer), Russian cookie packaging, a half-full tub of hair gel, an adult DVD, and a lanyard from a Journeys shoe store employee.
The most interesting things I found when picking up litter: large bones (probably deer), Russian cookie packaging, a half-full tub of hair gel, an adult DVD, and a lanyard from a Journeys shoe store employee.
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The Karaköy waterfront in Istanbul has both the only Caribou coffee I’ve ever seen outside the Upper Midwest, and a bar with the outline of Minnesota inexplicably on the sign (I googled, and there is no answer as to why this is). Minneapolis is the Third Rome.
April 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The Karaköy waterfront in Istanbul has both the only Caribou coffee I’ve ever seen outside the Upper Midwest, and a bar with the outline of Minnesota inexplicably on the sign (I googled, and there is no answer as to why this is). Minneapolis is the Third Rome.
The elderly’s best weapon: being strange and unpredictable
April 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The elderly’s best weapon: being strange and unpredictable
If these warthogs don’t leave poor Cindy the Baboon alone I’m taking the first flight out to Windhoek
April 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If these warthogs don’t leave poor Cindy the Baboon alone I’m taking the first flight out to Windhoek
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March 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The U.S. is on fire. Democracy is crumbling. Markets are reeling. The dress was white and gold the whole time. Unemployment is up.
March 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The U.S. is on fire. Democracy is crumbling. Markets are reeling. The dress was white and gold the whole time. Unemployment is up.
Desk job has me listening to “John Brown’s Body”
March 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Desk job has me listening to “John Brown’s Body”
The protestants send their regards
February 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The protestants send their regards