Andrew Bloomberg
@andrewbloomberg.bsky.social
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He/him. Left-wing history dad. Pro Popular Front, pro Sewer Socialism, anti borders. Français par mariage. Minnesotan in Wisconsin exile. Mostly posts bad history jokes and occasionally bad history not jokes.
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Everybody say hi to my new friend, this cool young ash tree
A small ash tree starting to change colors
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The good people of the west side of Madison and Middleton thought they were in for a peaceful, quiet Saturday morning, but then an excited 6 and 4YO came by on the back of an e-bike on their way to soccer, playing the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack from tinny phone speakers
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I’ve become a morning person as I age so I’m generally anti Pacific Time, but boy was I jealous as I got invested in that
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There are so many good “stayed up past my bedtime to watch baseball” posts, this side absolutely has the juice (also, shit, it’s past my bedtime, I’m sleepy)
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I like tense sports in which I don’t have a rooting interest and I also like sleeping, so yes
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Moral victory for the Twins (probably the only victory that matters for, uh, reasons)
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Twins win! (He said pathetically)
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If Polanco gets the walk off if counts as the Twins winning
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There are two things I want right now, going to sleep and a big dumper walk off and baby those interests align
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If it was still Jim Leyland it would be no contest
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If Polanco gets the walk off if counts as the Twins winning
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Lot of guys in this game with one earring and jaunty facial hair, silver lining for depressed Pittsburgh Pirates fans
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Watching a game like this when you have a preference (hope my mutuals like @normcharlatan.bsky.social are happy) but not a strong emotional investment is an oddly meditative experience
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Watching a game like this when you have a preference (hope my mutuals like @normcharlatan.bsky.social are happy) but not a strong emotional investment is an oddly meditative experience
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Especially because once we start doing this to a few self-obsessed tech billionaires, a lot of other self-obsessed tech billionaires will psych themselves into establishing a weird quasi libertarian gated community on an uninhabited Pacific Island without fresh water, like incompetent Bond villains
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Every USCIS field office has a 90 second video playing on loop in the waiting of her talking about how the age of weak politicians not protecting the border is over
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95 Theses (you won’t believe #26!)
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It’s Friday, the workweek part of solo parenting is done, and the girls and I are celebrating by eating the greatest comfort food recipe I’ve ever seen, Pasta alla Zozzona (rigatoni with guanciale, sausage, egg yolk, tomato, and pecorino) and watching Is It Cake, hell yeah
 Picture of an orange pan of rigatoni
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*Raw Egg Nationalist, in the 1920s*

These are the people who justify the demographic replacement of Anglo-Saxon countries in terms of the endlessness of breadsticks
An Olive Garden advert
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Discovering “Tropical Brainstorm” a couple of years ago has made northern winters slightly but measurably less depressing. What a talent. Also - particularly as a parent - I have a moment of horror whenever I think about how she died.
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Also the young MAGA apparatchiks don’t like Lee Greenwood, but it works for them because they don’t like anything except racism and performatively pissing people off
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Amazing how much living in a college town and being married to a professor pushes this dynamic to the maximum. You guys have that part of town. I don’t need to know what goes on there.
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Personally I’d kick out of Comey winning it because it would piss off absolutely everyone