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Magister Pez

@pezyes.lol

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Chaotic costume creature. She/her. #WheelOfTime, among others. Any opinions expressed are purely my own and not that of my potato, but MAY be the opinions of the Great Potato Conglomerate. We will never know. PFP by Memo!

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 19h

it turns out if you put enough cat hair laden washable rugs through your dryer in quick succession, even with diligent lint trap cleaning, you can make fire!

Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 19h

This is me. lolsob. The cushion goal got adjusted because I accidentally set my dryer on fire this weekend through the powers of gas and cat hair, despite a clean lint trap. Everyone is okay.

sylk @sylk.bsky.social · 2d

After a weekend that involved some time with the local fire department (everyone is okay but some nerves are fried), the cushion goal has been adjusted to account for some appliance salvage: gofund.me/4e9ccbcdb

Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T

Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown

gofund.me

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 1d

......... Yeah no checks out

Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 2d

I can't say I recommend the experience, though I laugh about it now 😂

Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 2d

When I was a child an evangelical parent tried to force me into an exorcism. Even though they're not really a thing in evangelical traditions, they'll just... co-opt it

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 2d

The dryer is saved and I am relieved. And very tired

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2d

Take me, corn

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 3d

Sara is a freaking wizard pass it on

saraofwhimsy @saraofwhimsy.bsky.social · 3d

It has come a long way from it's wire beginnings! But now a break while I figure out what comes next. 🧶

A polymer clay peacock in progress, standing on the edge of a teacup with its tail spreading over the oversized saucer. Tail feathers are filled in, the rest of the peacock form is plain blue. Teacup filled with green clay.

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 3d

Oh that's much better I was assuming the moose was a mobile weapons emplacement for dealing with the feral hogs

Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 3d

The idea of Alabama moose has me taking to my couch like Mrs Bennett

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 3d

maybe I should put the crucifix on the dryer lol

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 3d

Strangely, many people say that

Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 3d

is there an adult scouting achievement for number of times you've set your dwelling on fire

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 4d

Did he bring hotdish to achieve peak Minnesota?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 4d

Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together https://theonion.com/everything-falling-apart-reports-institute-for-somehow-1819569822/

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 4d

We have reached "crying because the credit union noticed who your employer is and sent an email" levels so things are going great, morale is super

Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 5d

I haven't been but I've heard Yang's Chinese in Woodbury is really good!

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 5d

Oh nice! Hopefully we'll have a little more seasonal weather by then haha

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 5d

I think all of the twin cities is outside except me

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 5d

Important update on the current cloud situation

Undulating rose and peach clouds in the early evening sky

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 5d

Bonus cool bedding that will not send your guests to another universe via black hole!

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Cakes de los muertos 💀, ETQ @aielcakes.bsky.social · 6d

Please donate to this! Sunflower was such a wonderful woman, and her loss will be felt deeply. 🖤

Sean The Gleeman @thepoetsloth.bsky.social · 6d

I have decided on a date and time for @sunflowersedai.bsky.social memorial service. Anyone on #WotSkies who wanted to come, please message me for details or if you can't make it, please donate to www.fmaware.org/donate/ in her name

Donate to the National Fibromyalgia Association

Please donate to the NFA and help us to continue to be able to make a difference in every person’s life who is living with fibromyalgia.

www.fmaware.org

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 5d

I can't go into the details, but I went from working 20+ hours of overtime a week to not being certain if I'll be seeing a paycheck from the foreseeable future. A friend put together this GoFundMe 😭💗 If you're willing to share, it means a lot to me.

Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T

Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown

www.gofundme.com

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Magister Pez @pezyes.lol · 7d

Oh my god, I'm so sorry for your loss. Please let us know if there's anything we can do to support you now and in the future

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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 9d

🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶

🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈

#FollowTheRainbow

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