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jesse
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just watched time cop for the first time and i NEED to talk to tony khan about this. he's the only one who can answer my questions probably
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
my partner made a "stump noel" cake for xmas dessert and carved our initials into the chocolate ganache. i am so stupid in love with this fella
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
haha remember google+? fuckin FLOP
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
after spending the better part of the day raking leaves i have decided that trees are bullshit actually
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
there's a lot of shit wrong with me but at least i'm not watching the avatar movies
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
nobody wants to say it but i will: it is too fucking cold
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
she mashed my monster until i awoo
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
who's up Dreading
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
oh boy i was the very first to review temps fige on letterboxd. what an atrocious honor boxd.it/bgvRYd
A ★ review of Temps Figé
deuandra. sweetie. babydoll. come the fuck on now. this past year has been rough stuff as a deuandra fan. her latest album, subsequent music videos, and now this movie have just been straight up ai he...
boxd.it
October 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
engaging in psychological warfare by telling every lantern fly i see that they are horrible and nobody likes them
September 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Reading the news rn
September 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
the "lesbians for kyle fletcher" sign on dynamite was so fucking real
May 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
making cars automatically unlock when put into park is such a dumb feature and so clearly designed by a man
April 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
no cunty eyebrows ref? this wrestlemania sucks
April 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
forced to attend a lunch with the ceo today and was treated to the finest expired diet coke that a billion dollar company could buy
April 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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You Are Here, but maybe you should concentrate on Stair 1 Roof Access for a little while.
February 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
if you love edging you're gonna LOVE trickshot simulator
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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If you’re a straight, cis person who has ever posted some version of a rainbow with “you’re safe with me” or similar, it’s time to back up the words with action— contact your reps and ask them what they’re going to do to protect trans people from this administration, particularly trans kids.
January 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so
January 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the biggest problem with vapes is they don't look cool when rolled up in your t-shirt sleeve
January 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
finally made good on my word to start a letterboxd. mostly because i needed to vent about neil breen

letterboxd.com/breensdreams...
2025 Filmes
movies i'm slammin into my eyeballs and brain in 2025. part an attempt to lobotomize myself to get through the year, part a true wish to watch movies i haven't seen and consume more art in general.
letterboxd.com
January 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
new stress ball
January 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
stomping around my kitchen like i'm trying to start a pit as i work through the slicing onions eye sting
January 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
returning to work after more than a week off is more spiritually jarring than a psychedelic-induced ego death revelation
January 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM