Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not.
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
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Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I’m making another bad decision, and I need your help!
I decided a fast-paced machine gun of tiny films could be endlessly entertaining, and rather than do it all myself I’m looking to collect clips from anyone willing to make one.
Join me in making the SHARK UPPERCUT Micromovie Film Festival!
I decided a fast-paced machine gun of tiny films could be endlessly entertaining, and rather than do it all myself I’m looking to collect clips from anyone willing to make one.
Join me in making the SHARK UPPERCUT Micromovie Film Festival!
It took me so long to realize these cutouts weren’t Trump and the dry wife guy.
I'm at Merry Murdoch Mysteries in Concert with the Toronto Symphony Orchestra! just hanging out with some close personal friends
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It took me so long to realize these cutouts weren’t Trump and the dry wife guy.
I’m not going to lie, a lot of this sucked but it would have been revolutionary for US TV in 1989 and 8yo me would have watched the hell out of it every week.
I was gonna go to bed but the pilot episode of the American version of The Young Ones is on archive dot org...
archive.org/details/oh-n...
archive.org/details/oh-n...
Oh No, Not Them! - The Unaired US Version Of The Young Ones 1989 : David Mirkin : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Provided by: bobob1928Video size: 768x576FPS: 25Run Time: 00:29:20Medium Type: VHS This got out pretty quick, not my rip, I'll update once I get details. This...
archive.org
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m not going to lie, a lot of this sucked but it would have been revolutionary for US TV in 1989 and 8yo me would have watched the hell out of it every week.
These puzzles rule. After you build it the sections slide apart and there’s another envelope of pieces that build the secret center of the *real* picture. Just a wonderful bit of joy for $12.49.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
These puzzles rule. After you build it the sections slide apart and there’s another envelope of pieces that build the secret center of the *real* picture. Just a wonderful bit of joy for $12.49.
I literally became entranced for a solid thirty seconds, drawn into his ethereal folds and child-like innocence.
So many things and people to draw. And somehow I ended up drawing Bastion Booger. I think out of a sort of defiance against logic 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I literally became entranced for a solid thirty seconds, drawn into his ethereal folds and child-like innocence.
This is my first time catching this design, but it absolutely fucks.
Hey @thelvac.bsky.social, please book Creeps for Holiday Hangout so I can buy this thing!
Hey @thelvac.bsky.social, please book Creeps for Holiday Hangout so I can buy this thing!
They say don't meet your heroes but how else was I getting my hands on this shirt from the Creeps feat. Sanrio's seldom seen mascot?
Keep on creepin on @irvingwestphd.bsky.social and @andeyripley.bsky.social
Keep on creepin on @irvingwestphd.bsky.social and @andeyripley.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is my first time catching this design, but it absolutely fucks.
Hey @thelvac.bsky.social, please book Creeps for Holiday Hangout so I can buy this thing!
Hey @thelvac.bsky.social, please book Creeps for Holiday Hangout so I can buy this thing!
My face when I’m about to give my action figure of myself a big wet kiss on the butt, while the Paul Heyman homunculus I created through the unholy power of the dark arts, who is *not* an action figure but is the *size* of my action figures, prays for it to happen.
WWE 2K25 (Switch 2 code in a box/PS5/Xbox) is $15 on Amazon buff.ly/JTsX4b5
Walmart buff.ly/XzqvLs4 #ad
Walmart buff.ly/XzqvLs4 #ad
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My face when I’m about to give my action figure of myself a big wet kiss on the butt, while the Paul Heyman homunculus I created through the unholy power of the dark arts, who is *not* an action figure but is the *size* of my action figures, prays for it to happen.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Love to see famous people get slightly mauled for my amusement.
this sunday we’ll be watching wrestling on the stream until 9pm, when we’ll be watching the 1981 film ROAR. one of the craziest films ever made
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Love to see famous people get slightly mauled for my amusement.
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
gobble gobble baybeee
November 28, 2024 at 4:57 AM
gobble gobble baybeee
I’m looking forward to watching the parade in like thirty years so I can see musicians who are popular now. A fifty year old Olivia Rodrigo singing Drivers License on the Colgate Whitening float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m looking forward to watching the parade in like thirty years so I can see musicians who are popular now. A fifty year old Olivia Rodrigo singing Drivers License on the Colgate Whitening float.
RKO FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!!! 🤼♂️
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
RKO FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!!! 🤼♂️
This is all trash, but at least I’ve got a gift for someone I hate this year!
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is all trash, but at least I’ve got a gift for someone I hate this year!
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
I haven’t seen any bracket graphics for #AEWContinentalClassic yet, so I made my own. I did it freehand and it turned out kinda shabby, but it sure is better than nothing!
Feel free to fill it in before the action starts tonight! 🤼♂️
Feel free to fill it in before the action starts tonight! 🤼♂️
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I haven’t seen any bracket graphics for #AEWContinentalClassic yet, so I made my own. I did it freehand and it turned out kinda shabby, but it sure is better than nothing!
Feel free to fill it in before the action starts tonight! 🤼♂️
Feel free to fill it in before the action starts tonight! 🤼♂️
Hell yeah! I appreciate Going Over Our Freds for asking me to do another jingle! Check it out!
New season of @goofpodcast.bsky.social with special holiday theme by @jmaq.bsky.social !!
www.buzzsprout.com/2155545/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2155545/epis...
Star Hunter - Going Over Our Freds
Hey everybody! It’s our Christmas in Space season!
www.buzzsprout.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hell yeah! I appreciate Going Over Our Freds for asking me to do another jingle! Check it out!
It’s always a good day to see how much worse I am at Battletoads than I used to be!
NES and GameBoy Classics added to NSO:
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It’s always a good day to see how much worse I am at Battletoads than I used to be!
If you have any interest in getting some pixel art done, I can confirm that @mona2.bsky.social is a hot bargain. #GarFieldi
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If you have any interest in getting some pixel art done, I can confirm that @mona2.bsky.social is a hot bargain. #GarFieldi
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
I've done pixel art and on and off for years, and I think I'm at a point in my abilities now where I can begin taking commissions. If you're interested in getting a custom piece of pixel art by me, DM me for details!
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I've done pixel art and on and off for years, and I think I'm at a point in my abilities now where I can begin taking commissions. If you're interested in getting a custom piece of pixel art by me, DM me for details!
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’ve given up on ever being able to afford tickets, so my only hope is to get nerd famous one day so I can go as a performer/celebrity.
The wait is over! Booking for JoCo Cruise 2027 is now live. Our mailing list got first crack at it - and cabins are already selling almost as fast as JoCo Cruise 2026... which sold out! Find out why 3k people love our "Summer Camp at Sea." Visit jococruise.com to get started!
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’ve given up on ever being able to afford tickets, so my only hope is to get nerd famous one day so I can go as a performer/celebrity.
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts
Related work being done today on the MackBook…
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Related work being done today on the MackBook…
“Everyone’s watching the pre-show that has matches so we can get away with showing Whang on Zero Hour.”
so happy seeing this dude on AEW Full Gear Zero Hour and instantly saying "shit" and "well i'm pretty sure no-one will be put in a jar this evening"
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Everyone’s watching the pre-show that has matches so we can get away with showing Whang on Zero Hour.”
These are absolutely stunning, and I really should squeeze my budget elsewhere so I can buy one.
Wrestler drawings! Still available! I don’t do them frequently but they’re still very much A Thing 🤼
www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
These are absolutely stunning, and I really should squeeze my budget elsewhere so I can buy one.