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Jesse Maximum
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Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not.

he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙

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UK writers adapting their show for America and the plot of the pilot is EVERYONE HAS A GUN is an extremely funny bit. Got our ass.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If you’ve never heard Temporary Secretary from that same album, it is somehow even more THAT FACE.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
There’s a Japanese series on Amazon Prime called Documental that pits comedians against each other in a high stakes 6 hour try-not-to-laugh competition. It’s wild.

If comedy with subtitles isn’t your thing, it’s been adapted around the world as LOL: Last One Laughing. Canada is absolutely stacked.
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So much of the charm in that first game came from how little source material they had to work with. Making a new one now…oh god, has anyone ever made an 80 hour beat ‘em up?
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Can confirm, Carcassone is good. It’s a staple of the board game renaissance of the past thirty years for a reason.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If card games are on the table, Scout is the most bulletproof game I’ve played in years. It’s like a version of Rummy where you can’t change the order of the cards in your hand, except way better than that sounds! Universally liked once you wrap your brain around it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Always a good day for Cum Dancing. youtu.be/4qEiatIRmA0?...
Cum Dancing
YouTube video by London Elektricity - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
YOOOOOOOO
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
They should do it every year after Double or Nothing to spice up those fallow months until All In.
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Do Edge of Eternities next.
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Closer than my peeps, he is to me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I feel like once you get into “fine art” pricing it’s just a matter of whether or not a rich weirdo happens to dig it. Your worth is not measured in profits. Your work is incredible regardless of what you charge.

That said, I hope you get lucky and make that big money!
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM