Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not.
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
Indeed, that’s how I dance.
Oh, probably should have self-promoted this at some point but the full song is starting to hit streaming sites. Check it out! It’s way less catchy and waaaaay more depressing!
Oh, probably should have self-promoted this at some point but the full song is starting to hit streaming sites. Check it out! It’s way less catchy and waaaaay more depressing!
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Indeed, that’s how I dance.
Oh, probably should have self-promoted this at some point but the full song is starting to hit streaming sites. Check it out! It’s way less catchy and waaaaay more depressing!
Oh, probably should have self-promoted this at some point but the full song is starting to hit streaming sites. Check it out! It’s way less catchy and waaaaay more depressing!
These puzzles rule. After you build it the sections slide apart and there’s another envelope of pieces that build the secret center of the *real* picture. Just a wonderful bit of joy for $12.49.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
These puzzles rule. After you build it the sections slide apart and there’s another envelope of pieces that build the secret center of the *real* picture. Just a wonderful bit of joy for $12.49.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
RKO FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!!! 🤼♂️
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
RKO FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!!! 🤼♂️
This is all trash, but at least I’ve got a gift for someone I hate this year!
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is all trash, but at least I’ve got a gift for someone I hate this year!
I haven’t seen any bracket graphics for #AEWContinentalClassic yet, so I made my own. I did it freehand and it turned out kinda shabby, but it sure is better than nothing!
Feel free to fill it in before the action starts tonight! 🤼♂️
Feel free to fill it in before the action starts tonight! 🤼♂️
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I haven’t seen any bracket graphics for #AEWContinentalClassic yet, so I made my own. I did it freehand and it turned out kinda shabby, but it sure is better than nothing!
Feel free to fill it in before the action starts tonight! 🤼♂️
Feel free to fill it in before the action starts tonight! 🤼♂️
If you have any interest in getting some pixel art done, I can confirm that @mona2.bsky.social is a hot bargain. #GarFieldi
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If you have any interest in getting some pixel art done, I can confirm that @mona2.bsky.social is a hot bargain. #GarFieldi
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hoping that AEW is around long enough to finally hit a crap year for the C2 so I can bust this out and mean it.
Guess I’ll have to settle for a tournament with 100% banger potential this year. 🤼♂️
Guess I’ll have to settle for a tournament with 100% banger potential this year. 🤼♂️
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hoping that AEW is around long enough to finally hit a crap year for the C2 so I can bust this out and mean it.
Guess I’ll have to settle for a tournament with 100% banger potential this year. 🤼♂️
Guess I’ll have to settle for a tournament with 100% banger potential this year. 🤼♂️
I made that one into a puzzle for my wife.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I made that one into a puzzle for my wife.
Hell yeah, always down to share dog pics.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hell yeah, always down to share dog pics.
Related work being done today on the MackBook…
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Related work being done today on the MackBook…
DG’s in the match. Cue the stapler. #AEWFullGear 🤼♂️
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
DG’s in the match. Cue the stapler. #AEWFullGear 🤼♂️
I won a centerpiece at bingo.
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Anyone have a holiday deathmatch coming up next month?
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Anyone have a holiday deathmatch coming up next month?
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I won a centerpiece at bingo.
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Anyone have a holiday deathmatch coming up next month?
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Anyone have a holiday deathmatch coming up next month?
Stop by a Buc-ees and pick up a bedazzled cow skull while you’re down there! As a treat!
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Stop by a Buc-ees and pick up a bedazzled cow skull while you’re down there! As a treat!
At some point I started calling him Mr. Baby Man. I don’t know where it came from and I don’t think I can stop it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
At some point I started calling him Mr. Baby Man. I don’t know where it came from and I don’t think I can stop it.
Closer to Christmas feels better, even if it’s harder to find the time to watch.
Also, I hope we get to have a Deuandra Christmas. I’ve been really good all year, I deserve it!
Also, I hope we get to have a Deuandra Christmas. I’ve been really good all year, I deserve it!
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Closer to Christmas feels better, even if it’s harder to find the time to watch.
Also, I hope we get to have a Deuandra Christmas. I’ve been really good all year, I deserve it!
Also, I hope we get to have a Deuandra Christmas. I’ve been really good all year, I deserve it!
When you hate it and leave and then have to dedicate a whole search to find the video again…that’s good clickbait.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
When you hate it and leave and then have to dedicate a whole search to find the video again…that’s good clickbait.
Happy Monday! Here’s a dumb little video for @maffewgregg.bsky.social.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Happy Monday! Here’s a dumb little video for @maffewgregg.bsky.social.
This guy was hidden in my lands in an earthbending jumpstart pack, and I have to believe that’s a flavorful easter egg and not a production mishap.
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This guy was hidden in my lands in an earthbending jumpstart pack, and I have to believe that’s a flavorful easter egg and not a production mishap.