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Barista: Can I have a name for the order?

Me: Jason

Barista: And your pronouns?

Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???

Barista: We can't complete the order without them.

Me: Why????

Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement

somehow managed to fall asleep fully dressed. life hack, as now I don't need to get dressed for the day

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