This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

If you made $1,000/hr and made your pay and overtime pay on 50hr work weeks for all 52 weeks of the year, you would make over $2.8 million for the year. Then if you work for 130,000 years you'll have almost as much money as Musk.

Great placement

Now that SpaceX is sending a couple of probes to the Moon, does that mean the large Venn Diagram intersection of Flerfs and Musk cucks will be confused as to which asinine talking points to parrot?

Spending over an hour writing to an old friend and crush to say a whole bunch and not really say anything. I can't get out of my own damn way.

I've been in France for almost 12 hours and have not seen a single menage a trois.

Glass bottle, aluminum can, and then plastic bottle. In that order.

The economy is in turmoil but at least my financial future is secure thanks to my collection of 10,000 images of tennis balls. Now to take a big sip of coffee and open Bluesky