Philarsopher
@philarsopher.bsky.social
Arsenal fan. Philosophy professor. Various attempts to rationalise my irrationality about football.
It’s no longer the British Isles, it’s the…
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s no longer the British Isles, it’s the…
“And you may take shots against us,
But they will NOT be on target.”
But they will NOT be on target.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
“And you may take shots against us,
But they will NOT be on target.”
But they will NOT be on target.”
Should let this guy mark Gabriel, in fairness.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Should let this guy mark Gabriel, in fairness.
“Gyökeres felt something muscular.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Gyökeres felt something muscular.”
Reminds me of this gloriously titled book.
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reminds me of this gloriously titled book.
Feel like Fabrizio Romano will soon be announcing that he’s set to become the new manager of Reading, @footballcliches.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Feel like Fabrizio Romano will soon be announcing that he’s set to become the new manager of Reading, @footballcliches.bsky.social
I have a doctorate in logic, have read this sentence several times, and am none the wiser.
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I have a doctorate in logic, have read this sentence several times, and am none the wiser.
6 defeats in 7 games for Liverpool.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
6 defeats in 7 games for Liverpool.
He’s taller than you think. I was surprised seeing him in person that he’s deceptively tall. Something about his face and posture makes him look like he’d be small.
October 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He’s taller than you think. I was surprised seeing him in person that he’s deceptively tall. Something about his face and posture makes him look like he’d be small.
He is 5’11”. You can see from the squad photo that he’s taller than Eze (5’10”) and shorter than Madueke (6’0”).
October 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
He is 5’11”. You can see from the squad photo that he’s taller than Eze (5’10”) and shorter than Madueke (6’0”).
When people suggest ‘set piece goals’ aren’t sustainable, you can point to this breakdown of City’s premier league goal scorers instead.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When people suggest ‘set piece goals’ aren’t sustainable, you can point to this breakdown of City’s premier league goal scorers instead.
Yet another boring, rehearsed set piece goal for Arsenal.
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yet another boring, rehearsed set piece goal for Arsenal.
The race starts here… 🐎🐎🐎
October 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The race starts here… 🐎🐎🐎
That Man Utd fan in a couple of games…
October 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That Man Utd fan in a couple of games…
I found a picture of Arne Slot’s sleep paralysis demon.
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I found a picture of Arne Slot’s sleep paralysis demon.
I lightly edited this graphic by the BBC.
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I lightly edited this graphic by the BBC.
Good luck to whoever has to do the Ange post-match interview.
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Good luck to whoever has to do the Ange post-match interview.
Honestly man, so glad I decided against a career in law.
October 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Honestly man, so glad I decided against a career in law.
Sorry, but had to laugh at the use of ‘Ex-Doctor’ as a not-intentionally-ominous title.
October 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sorry, but had to laugh at the use of ‘Ex-Doctor’ as a not-intentionally-ominous title.
“Hey, we may be angry and white, but… what was the third thing you said?”
October 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
“Hey, we may be angry and white, but… what was the third thing you said?”