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Franken Phil
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Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
What the fuck are you even talking about? My top genres are like metal and hip hop. Go fuck yourself.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
0.8%. That's right, mother fucker.
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Captain Normal on his own site for normal people:
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
In today's News:
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Outer Worlds 2 tells you that every choice matters and there's constant, "___ will remember that," during dialogue, and I'm here to tell you:
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November 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Scott Adams is a multi-millionaire and begging the President for help with his prostate cancer, so I looked up if he's ever given to charity, and nope. There are, however, four other people with his same name and less means who have.
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
60 million.
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just shy of a million.
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