Franken Phil
@philisit.bsky.social
Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
Trump has found a magical loophole where he can be as racist as humanly possible so long as he doesn't say the N-word at a press conference.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Trump has found a magical loophole where he can be as racist as humanly possible so long as he doesn't say the N-word at a press conference.
What the fuck are you even talking about? My top genres are like metal and hip hop. Go fuck yourself.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What the fuck are you even talking about? My top genres are like metal and hip hop. Go fuck yourself.
Yesterday I had to go to the hospital, and I had Starbucks there, then I had to go to a different hospital where I had Starbucks again.
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yesterday I had to go to the hospital, and I had Starbucks there, then I had to go to a different hospital where I had Starbucks again.
Bellingham catching a lot of strays in the latest Chapo.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bellingham catching a lot of strays in the latest Chapo.
The X-Ray room today was decorated to look like the inside of a yellow submarine, but one wall was just decals of pipes and valves, so it looked like a basement you would be murdered in.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The X-Ray room today was decorated to look like the inside of a yellow submarine, but one wall was just decals of pipes and valves, so it looked like a basement you would be murdered in.
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
I saw the poster for The Birdcage and realized two of the actors died horribly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I saw the poster for The Birdcage and realized two of the actors died horribly.
I saw, "Last Chance for Cyber Monday Deals!" on the Amazon homepage yesterday, on Sunday.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I saw, "Last Chance for Cyber Monday Deals!" on the Amazon homepage yesterday, on Sunday.
Sometimes I have self-destructive thoughts, like getting into card collecting.
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sometimes I have self-destructive thoughts, like getting into card collecting.
Strong floor, no ceiling: otherwise a platform. Their slogan is them saying, "Platform!" instead of having a platform to run on.
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling: otherwise a platform. Their slogan is them saying, "Platform!" instead of having a platform to run on.
It goes like this, the fourth the fifth
The elbow drop, Miss Elizabeth
Macho Man snapping into a Slim Jim
The elbow drop, Miss Elizabeth
Macho Man snapping into a Slim Jim
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It goes like this, the fourth the fifth
The elbow drop, Miss Elizabeth
Macho Man snapping into a Slim Jim
The elbow drop, Miss Elizabeth
Macho Man snapping into a Slim Jim
I just realized there's a Krusty Krab and a Krusty Burger, and that's never been an issue.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I just realized there's a Krusty Krab and a Krusty Burger, and that's never been an issue.
My prediction is that the people who put a flag in their bio whenever there's an event won't put the Venezuelan flag up if/when the war starts. My other prediction: the next Democratic candidate supports the war Obama-style.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My prediction is that the people who put a flag in their bio whenever there's an event won't put the Venezuelan flag up if/when the war starts. My other prediction: the next Democratic candidate supports the war Obama-style.
When a cãncèllêd cömëdìån like Bill Cosby offers you a drïnk, we expect it to be rêfrēshïng.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When a cãncèllêd cömëdìån like Bill Cosby offers you a drïnk, we expect it to be rêfrēshïng.
When you go to a Louis CK show is it like a Gallagher show where you have a tarp and a raincoat if you're in the front row in case he starts jerking off?
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When you go to a Louis CK show is it like a Gallagher show where you have a tarp and a raincoat if you're in the front row in case he starts jerking off?
Somewhere out there the worst article ever written is hiding behind a paywall.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Somewhere out there the worst article ever written is hiding behind a paywall.
An underappreciated part of this era is that you have to check with a fake social media website that's in English to see if your country is about to be bombed.
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
An underappreciated part of this era is that you have to check with a fake social media website that's in English to see if your country is about to be bombed.
If Trump backs down on the War with Venezuela, establishment Dems will probably do the TACO thing again.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If Trump backs down on the War with Venezuela, establishment Dems will probably do the TACO thing again.
America will bomb your country, take you in as a refugee, kick you out and send you back to your country in chains, and bomb your country again.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
America will bomb your country, take you in as a refugee, kick you out and send you back to your country in chains, and bomb your country again.
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Unless you sign a document with a quill then it's not an official document.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Unless you sign a document with a quill then it's not an official document.
TikTok is fun because it exposes me to new quackery, like Schumann Resonance.
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
TikTok is fun because it exposes me to new quackery, like Schumann Resonance.
Man, Carney sucks.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Man, Carney sucks.