Franken Phil
@philisit.bsky.social
Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
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i found this photoshop file on my computer and i don't remember why i did this
February 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i found this photoshop file on my computer and i don't remember why i did this
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
Fortnite Kustomizeable Kim Kardashian.
February 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Fortnite Kustomizeable Kim Kardashian.
Lou Gehrig: "I consider myself the luckiest man on the Earth... Now, if you'll all reach under your chairs: there's surprise... That sharp prick you felt was a syringe full of Lou Gehrig's disease. If I'm going down I'm taking you all with me."
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Lou Gehrig: "I consider myself the luckiest man on the Earth... Now, if you'll all reach under your chairs: there's surprise... That sharp prick you felt was a syringe full of Lou Gehrig's disease. If I'm going down I'm taking you all with me."
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There should be fire and spinning blade hazards in luge. Swinging scythes and such.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
There should be fire and spinning blade hazards in luge. Swinging scythes and such.
Sluttering Heights.
February 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Sluttering Heights.
There are people whose only posts on Bluesky are political cartoons clipped from the papers like your most annoying co-worker.
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
There are people whose only posts on Bluesky are political cartoons clipped from the papers like your most annoying co-worker.
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(people i don't know at a party)
GIRL: right? all these fuckin creepy old white men
GUY: like a broken record, it's this shit over and over every day
ME (pretty sure this is a conversation about Dark City): yeah plus who they bald asses tryna fool with those hats?? you know the homeboy psychic
GIRL: right? all these fuckin creepy old white men
GUY: like a broken record, it's this shit over and over every day
ME (pretty sure this is a conversation about Dark City): yeah plus who they bald asses tryna fool with those hats?? you know the homeboy psychic
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
(people i don't know at a party)
GIRL: right? all these fuckin creepy old white men
GUY: like a broken record, it's this shit over and over every day
ME (pretty sure this is a conversation about Dark City): yeah plus who they bald asses tryna fool with those hats?? you know the homeboy psychic
GIRL: right? all these fuckin creepy old white men
GUY: like a broken record, it's this shit over and over every day
ME (pretty sure this is a conversation about Dark City): yeah plus who they bald asses tryna fool with those hats?? you know the homeboy psychic
Epstein is coming back as a torchbearer for the LA Olympics.
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Epstein is coming back as a torchbearer for the LA Olympics.
Hey, wait a minute. It's Friday the Thir... *A machete shoots through my chest.*
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Hey, wait a minute. It's Friday the Thir... *A machete shoots through my chest.*
XCOM should sue X dot com.
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 AM
XCOM should sue X dot com.
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Little Bubby Child
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Little Bubby Child
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
All of the Earth's electricity is being used like a Spirit Bomb to make AI videos of Epstein dancing.
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
All of the Earth's electricity is being used like a Spirit Bomb to make AI videos of Epstein dancing.
I should reply to this with goatse.
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I should reply to this with goatse.
Epstein's email address was jeffevacations or some shit, and is that what he was pretending his fake job was? Some kind of fucking travel agent?
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Epstein's email address was jeffevacations or some shit, and is that what he was pretending his fake job was? Some kind of fucking travel agent?
The town I have to drive through to do anything shut down all its rest stops because it hates homeless people, so I had to hold my piss for an extra 30 minutes today.
February 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The town I have to drive through to do anything shut down all its rest stops because it hates homeless people, so I had to hold my piss for an extra 30 minutes today.
The US just cancelled all its environmental initiatives but I'm still supposed to do recycling and composting.
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
The US just cancelled all its environmental initiatives but I'm still supposed to do recycling and composting.
I saw someone milkshake ducking the Dawson's Creek guy because he supported RFK Jr., then they went off on a tangent about how big his house was.
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I saw someone milkshake ducking the Dawson's Creek guy because he supported RFK Jr., then they went off on a tangent about how big his house was.
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please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
