Franken Phil
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Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
Warner Brothers gets passed around more than your mom.
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Warner Brothers gets passed around more than your mom.
If Netflix and HBO Max merge into one streaming service that screws with the Canadian app Crave which inexplicably exists in place of HBO Max because of Canadian telecommunications monopolies that rule us as an oligarchy.
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If Netflix and HBO Max merge into one streaming service that screws with the Canadian app Crave which inexplicably exists in place of HBO Max because of Canadian telecommunications monopolies that rule us as an oligarchy.
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Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
Netflix is definitely going to reboot the reboot of the DCU. Batman is going to be one of those Stranger Things kids.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Netflix is definitely going to reboot the reboot of the DCU. Batman is going to be one of those Stranger Things kids.
This has got to suck for Henry Cavill.
A blockbuster deal
The former mail-order-dvd company is now in exclusive talks to buy the former movie studio.
variety.com/2025/biz/new...
The former mail-order-dvd company is now in exclusive talks to buy the former movie studio.
variety.com/2025/biz/new...
Netflix Enters Exclusive Deal Talks to Acquire Warner Bros. Discovery
Netflix has entered exclusive talks to buy the studio and HBO Max service from Warner Bros. Discovery, winning a bidding war against Paramount and Comcast.
variety.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This has got to suck for Henry Cavill.
One week everyone is talking about how you blew Bill Clinton and a couple weeks later everyone is talking about how you accepted a fake Peace prize. Such is life.
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
One week everyone is talking about how you blew Bill Clinton and a couple weeks later everyone is talking about how you accepted a fake Peace prize. Such is life.
The best part of a Billionaire President accepting a consolatory fake Peace prize from a corrupt soccer association is that he never once thought to himself: "What am I doing? This is weird."
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The best part of a Billionaire President accepting a consolatory fake Peace prize from a corrupt soccer association is that he never once thought to himself: "What am I doing? This is weird."
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oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
It quite literally looks like shit.
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It quite literally looks like shit.
Phantom of the Paradise, but set in the Austin comedy scene. Now you may say, "Phil, don't you mean The Phantom of the Opera set in Austin?" First of all: how dare you speak to me. Secondly: I mean a movie based on a movie based on The Phantom of the Opera.
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Phantom of the Paradise, but set in the Austin comedy scene. Now you may say, "Phil, don't you mean The Phantom of the Opera set in Austin?" First of all: how dare you speak to me. Secondly: I mean a movie based on a movie based on The Phantom of the Opera.
To be fair, that's all I'm doing.
h/t @robertfreundlaw.bsky.social
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
To be fair, that's all I'm doing.
Do you ever think about how in the MCU half the universe died and came back and they're still expected to act like 9/11 was a big deal? The memorial for 1/2 the planet wasn't even as nice.
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Do you ever think about how in the MCU half the universe died and came back and they're still expected to act like 9/11 was a big deal? The memorial for 1/2 the planet wasn't even as nice.
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If you wait long enough every streaming service will be fused into one and cost $150/month.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If you wait long enough every streaming service will be fused into one and cost $150/month.
I feel like the whole thing about blowing up civilian boats has been taken over with talk about killing survivors, when the original strikes were also illegal.
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I feel like the whole thing about blowing up civilian boats has been taken over with talk about killing survivors, when the original strikes were also illegal.
Trump has found a magical loophole where he can be as racist as humanly possible so long as he doesn't say the N-word at a press conference.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Trump has found a magical loophole where he can be as racist as humanly possible so long as he doesn't say the N-word at a press conference.
What the fuck are you even talking about? My top genres are like metal and hip hop. Go fuck yourself.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What the fuck are you even talking about? My top genres are like metal and hip hop. Go fuck yourself.
Yesterday I had to go to the hospital, and I had Starbucks there, then I had to go to a different hospital where I had Starbucks again.
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yesterday I had to go to the hospital, and I had Starbucks there, then I had to go to a different hospital where I had Starbucks again.
Bellingham catching a lot of strays in the latest Chapo.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bellingham catching a lot of strays in the latest Chapo.
The X-Ray room today was decorated to look like the inside of a yellow submarine, but one wall was just decals of pipes and valves, so it looked like a basement you would be murdered in.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The X-Ray room today was decorated to look like the inside of a yellow submarine, but one wall was just decals of pipes and valves, so it looked like a basement you would be murdered in.
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
I saw the poster for The Birdcage and realized two of the actors died horribly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I saw the poster for The Birdcage and realized two of the actors died horribly.
I saw, "Last Chance for Cyber Monday Deals!" on the Amazon homepage yesterday, on Sunday.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I saw, "Last Chance for Cyber Monday Deals!" on the Amazon homepage yesterday, on Sunday.