duh-doy orbison
@philkolas.bsky.social
Minneapolis comedian
www.philkolas.com
Cthulu/fhtagn
www.philkolas.com
Cthulu/fhtagn
Mamdani just declared that one of his goals as mayor is to find a way to reunite Tenacious D in the first 100 days.
#kylegassdidnothingwrong
#kylegassdidnothingwrong
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Mamdani just declared that one of his goals as mayor is to find a way to reunite Tenacious D in the first 100 days.
#kylegassdidnothingwrong
#kylegassdidnothingwrong
So Dean Cain is the new Steven Seagal? So interesting how the biosphere always needs one of those for balance. Nature is truly wondrous in her mysteries.
August 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So Dean Cain is the new Steven Seagal? So interesting how the biosphere always needs one of those for balance. Nature is truly wondrous in her mysteries.
Even if god were real he would provide you no solace. Eat at Arby's.
August 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Even if god were real he would provide you no solace. Eat at Arby's.
"I just pirate everything I ever want to watch, so I'm just grabbing things with the highest street value, box sets mostly.
"Extra features is try hard shit, I only listen to commentary for good movies, like CLERKS, ARMAGEDDON, and THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY."
- Me in the Criterion Closet
"Extra features is try hard shit, I only listen to commentary for good movies, like CLERKS, ARMAGEDDON, and THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY."
- Me in the Criterion Closet
August 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"I just pirate everything I ever want to watch, so I'm just grabbing things with the highest street value, box sets mostly.
"Extra features is try hard shit, I only listen to commentary for good movies, like CLERKS, ARMAGEDDON, and THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY."
- Me in the Criterion Closet
"Extra features is try hard shit, I only listen to commentary for good movies, like CLERKS, ARMAGEDDON, and THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY."
- Me in the Criterion Closet
No I will not "summarize with AI."
I will dazzle and annoy my friends with my breathless and verbose missives, a righteous time to prove I'm human.
I will dazzle and annoy my friends with my breathless and verbose missives, a righteous time to prove I'm human.
August 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
No I will not "summarize with AI."
I will dazzle and annoy my friends with my breathless and verbose missives, a righteous time to prove I'm human.
I will dazzle and annoy my friends with my breathless and verbose missives, a righteous time to prove I'm human.
Cheese Eye: Dropping dust and little shreads into your eye when you tip your head back to drink the last crumb remnants of a bag of cheese.
See: Also Cereal Eye
See: Also Cereal Eye
August 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Cheese Eye: Dropping dust and little shreads into your eye when you tip your head back to drink the last crumb remnants of a bag of cheese.
See: Also Cereal Eye
See: Also Cereal Eye
Hey. FYI the supreme court is trash and I love my trans friends and now trans people are going to have to run from Tennessee and every other crappy state but now they'll come here to Minnesota and make my state even more awesome.
June 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey. FYI the supreme court is trash and I love my trans friends and now trans people are going to have to run from Tennessee and every other crappy state but now they'll come here to Minnesota and make my state even more awesome.
"Oh shit! Fuck yeah!"
- Me, just now, seeing a Blue Jay perched on a stop sign, while driving around to several Hennepin County libraries, while listening to Mötörhead.
- Me, just now, seeing a Blue Jay perched on a stop sign, while driving around to several Hennepin County libraries, while listening to Mötörhead.
June 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Oh shit! Fuck yeah!"
- Me, just now, seeing a Blue Jay perched on a stop sign, while driving around to several Hennepin County libraries, while listening to Mötörhead.
- Me, just now, seeing a Blue Jay perched on a stop sign, while driving around to several Hennepin County libraries, while listening to Mötörhead.
Cookies happened again, folks.
It's a very solemn Greek holiday, called, "Because I Felt Like It."
Chloe approves, from the background.
It's a very solemn Greek holiday, called, "Because I Felt Like It."
Chloe approves, from the background.
May 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Cookies happened again, folks.
It's a very solemn Greek holiday, called, "Because I Felt Like It."
Chloe approves, from the background.
It's a very solemn Greek holiday, called, "Because I Felt Like It."
Chloe approves, from the background.
Another @trylon.org essay for your eyeball holes! A cinematic mystery on our hands, but with explosions instead of poison!
www.perisphere.org/2025/05/18/w...
www.perisphere.org/2025/05/18/w...
“Will the Real 80s Action Movie Please Blow Up” — 80s Avarice & Film False Positives – Perisphere
|Phil Kolas| The allure of mystery is inescapable in the upcoming quadruple lineup for the 80s ACTION EXTRAVAGANZA II: THE QUICKENING. We do not actually know what the movies in question will be. I tr...
www.perisphere.org
May 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Another @trylon.org essay for your eyeball holes! A cinematic mystery on our hands, but with explosions instead of poison!
www.perisphere.org/2025/05/18/w...
www.perisphere.org/2025/05/18/w...
My essay on GHOST DOG: WAY OF THE SAMURAI was just posted on the Perisphere Blog @trylon.org
Help yourself to this cultural feast.
www.perisphere.org/2025/05/10/h...
Help yourself to this cultural feast.
www.perisphere.org/2025/05/10/h...
How Many Dinner Plates Is an Octopus Allowed to Take at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet? – Perisphere
|Phil Kolas| One of the greatest and most delicious irrefutable gifts of the internet has been the ever utterly overwhelming and bottomless wash of media that is our every waking hour. Beneath every r...
www.perisphere.org
May 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My essay on GHOST DOG: WAY OF THE SAMURAI was just posted on the Perisphere Blog @trylon.org
Help yourself to this cultural feast.
www.perisphere.org/2025/05/10/h...
Help yourself to this cultural feast.
www.perisphere.org/2025/05/10/h...
I was so good at comedy 11 years ago.
April 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I was so good at comedy 11 years ago.
Bullwinkle has the stigmata.
April 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Bullwinkle has the stigmata.
New comedy dates!
April 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
New comedy dates!
Happy Easter Next Week Everyone!
Happy Birthday Jesus!
*puts finger to ear*
"It's *not* that?...it's for WHAT?!...oh that's awkward."
Happy Birthday Jesus!
*puts finger to ear*
"It's *not* that?...it's for WHAT?!...oh that's awkward."
April 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Happy Easter Next Week Everyone!
Happy Birthday Jesus!
*puts finger to ear*
"It's *not* that?...it's for WHAT?!...oh that's awkward."
Happy Birthday Jesus!
*puts finger to ear*
"It's *not* that?...it's for WHAT?!...oh that's awkward."
Happy Trans Day of visibility. Come to a comedy show tonight at Bryant Lake Bowl and show your support for these bad motherfuckers (I believe "bad motherfuckers" to be a gender neutral moniker, but I'm willing to listen and learn).
March 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Happy Trans Day of visibility. Come to a comedy show tonight at Bryant Lake Bowl and show your support for these bad motherfuckers (I believe "bad motherfuckers" to be a gender neutral moniker, but I'm willing to listen and learn).
We became a failed republic when diner restaurants stopped bringing the Extra Steel Cup Leftovers whenever a customer ordered a shake with their meal.
March 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We became a failed republic when diner restaurants stopped bringing the Extra Steel Cup Leftovers whenever a customer ordered a shake with their meal.
What are you hiding and where are you hiding it, Gail?!
P.S. 11/10 pun
P.S. 11/10 pun
March 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What are you hiding and where are you hiding it, Gail?!
P.S. 11/10 pun
P.S. 11/10 pun
When you walk into a fast food restaurant.
Get your order to go.
Then eat it alone sitting in your car in the parking lot not going anywhere.
That's self-care.
Get your order to go.
Then eat it alone sitting in your car in the parking lot not going anywhere.
That's self-care.
March 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When you walk into a fast food restaurant.
Get your order to go.
Then eat it alone sitting in your car in the parking lot not going anywhere.
That's self-care.
Get your order to go.
Then eat it alone sitting in your car in the parking lot not going anywhere.
That's self-care.
Language nerds, help me out:
We need a German word for the Minnesota experience of "I was shoveling but then a hero with a plow came by so that's awesome but I also feel dumb for the previous energy I just wasted, I probably should've just waited."
We need a German word for the Minnesota experience of "I was shoveling but then a hero with a plow came by so that's awesome but I also feel dumb for the previous energy I just wasted, I probably should've just waited."
March 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Language nerds, help me out:
We need a German word for the Minnesota experience of "I was shoveling but then a hero with a plow came by so that's awesome but I also feel dumb for the previous energy I just wasted, I probably should've just waited."
We need a German word for the Minnesota experience of "I was shoveling but then a hero with a plow came by so that's awesome but I also feel dumb for the previous energy I just wasted, I probably should've just waited."
"Why do I live where the air hurts my face?"
January 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Why do I live where the air hurts my face?"
Reposted by duh-doy orbison
LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
Reposted by duh-doy orbison
If you cant afford art, or cant draw or whatever yourself, USE PUBLIC DOMAIN IMAGES
NOT AI.
NOT AI.
🥁 Announcing the Public Domain Image Archive! 🥁
We are v excited to share our new sister-project, the Public Domain Image Archive (PDIA), a curated collection of 10k+ out-of-copyright historical images, all free to explore and reuse: pdimagearchive.org @pdimagearchive
We are v excited to share our new sister-project, the Public Domain Image Archive (PDIA), a curated collection of 10k+ out-of-copyright historical images, all free to explore and reuse: pdimagearchive.org @pdimagearchive
January 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you cant afford art, or cant draw or whatever yourself, USE PUBLIC DOMAIN IMAGES
NOT AI.
NOT AI.
A record breaking attendance at tonight's Bumbling Fools Mead Comedy Showcase.
Thank you to the BFM crew, Jesse Ellis, Justin Johnson, and Ethan Pedersen. And got a dude to teach me "thank you" in Armenian. That's 11 languages down, just 147 to go.
Love my little basement.
Thank you to the BFM crew, Jesse Ellis, Justin Johnson, and Ethan Pedersen. And got a dude to teach me "thank you" in Armenian. That's 11 languages down, just 147 to go.
Love my little basement.
January 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
A record breaking attendance at tonight's Bumbling Fools Mead Comedy Showcase.
Thank you to the BFM crew, Jesse Ellis, Justin Johnson, and Ethan Pedersen. And got a dude to teach me "thank you" in Armenian. That's 11 languages down, just 147 to go.
Love my little basement.
Thank you to the BFM crew, Jesse Ellis, Justin Johnson, and Ethan Pedersen. And got a dude to teach me "thank you" in Armenian. That's 11 languages down, just 147 to go.
Love my little basement.