Phil
phlapskate.bsky.social
Phil
@phlapskate.bsky.social
Skateboard.
And we're only 754 chapters in! We've still got 9 10ths of the book to go!
April 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Working class here. Give me the fucking handouts.
March 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
- Greed
- Greed
- Greed
- Greed
- Greed

I'm noticing a pattern.

The only universally defensible post-purchase transaction is the expansion pack. Preferably with an evil psychic mastermind on the box.
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It's a subtle gesture to be sure. I don't think many people even noticed she said it at the time.
February 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
There appears to be some kind of unintended side-effect when consumed with alcohol. Every time I drink, a vape somehow teleports into my hand.

No explanation for how it gets there, but oh baby, it gets there.
February 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Hard to compare things nowadays to things 10 or 20 years ago when the price of the hardware required to play the games has absolutely skyrocketed. I'd say the criticisms are valid.

Give me lower-than-low settings please. Isn't lowering the barrier to entry is THE premier sales tactic?
January 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Time to break out my great grandpa's recipe for Busted Hog Loins.
January 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Dev interview confirms she goes through the trial of the grasses.
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Good heavens! The little fellow moves when I operate the contraption!
December 10, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Literally nothing, as far as I can see.
December 5, 2024 at 8:43 AM