Space shuttles don't have turn signals, and they aren't road legal.
This is just one of many reasons why they will fail in the consumer market.
This is just one of many reasons why they will fail in the consumer market.
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Space shuttles don't have turn signals, and they aren't road legal.
This is just one of many reasons why they will fail in the consumer market.
This is just one of many reasons why they will fail in the consumer market.
Does anyone ever have just one mump? One measle?
Research must be done.
Research must be done.
June 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Does anyone ever have just one mump? One measle?
Research must be done.
Research must be done.
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i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
May 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
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Cancelling my novel to spend more time working on my next novel.
March 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Cancelling my novel to spend more time working on my next novel.
Sonic drops all his rings when he gets hit. You'd think being a product of the 90's, he'd be more likely to have a chain of them hanging from his waist or something.
March 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Sonic drops all his rings when he gets hit. You'd think being a product of the 90's, he'd be more likely to have a chain of them hanging from his waist or something.
Looking at getting into eating food. What are some good starter meals for a beginner?
February 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Looking at getting into eating food. What are some good starter meals for a beginner?
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STIs: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/stis-my...
theonion.com/stis-my...
February 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
STIs: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/stis-my...
theonion.com/stis-my...
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Nobody:
These fuckn eyelashes: lemme fall in this nigga eyeball
These fuckn eyelashes: lemme fall in this nigga eyeball
February 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Nobody:
These fuckn eyelashes: lemme fall in this nigga eyeball
These fuckn eyelashes: lemme fall in this nigga eyeball
Feels like I'm running out of time to finish up work on my Doomsday device.
February 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Feels like I'm running out of time to finish up work on my Doomsday device.
December 25, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Thank you for fixing my Logitech F710, which required me fucking around in the registry.
December 18, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Thank you for fixing my Logitech F710, which required me fucking around in the registry.
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BREAKING: CD Projekt has unveiled The Witcher 4 with a six-minute trailer that confirms Ciri as protagonist. bit.ly/3Zy0WiX
#TheGameAwards
#TheGameAwards
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
BREAKING: CD Projekt has unveiled The Witcher 4 with a six-minute trailer that confirms Ciri as protagonist. bit.ly/3Zy0WiX
#TheGameAwards
#TheGameAwards
I thought it was odd that I got a physical copy of this for so cheap.
The graphics are incredible, but I'm not really feeling the gameplay.
The graphics are incredible, but I'm not really feeling the gameplay.
December 10, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I thought it was odd that I got a physical copy of this for so cheap.
The graphics are incredible, but I'm not really feeling the gameplay.
The graphics are incredible, but I'm not really feeling the gameplay.
Imagine being "at-large".
What a rush...
What a rush...
December 10, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Imagine being "at-large".
What a rush...
What a rush...
December 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Imagine if someone only discovered the idea of death in their 20's.
They'd never come across it before, purely by chance.
Never had a friend/family member pass away, never saw anything on the news or in books, TV, movies etc...
Then, WHAM! Revelation.
It's as common as you think...
They'd never come across it before, purely by chance.
Never had a friend/family member pass away, never saw anything on the news or in books, TV, movies etc...
Then, WHAM! Revelation.
It's as common as you think...
November 24, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Imagine if someone only discovered the idea of death in their 20's.
They'd never come across it before, purely by chance.
Never had a friend/family member pass away, never saw anything on the news or in books, TV, movies etc...
Then, WHAM! Revelation.
It's as common as you think...
They'd never come across it before, purely by chance.
Never had a friend/family member pass away, never saw anything on the news or in books, TV, movies etc...
Then, WHAM! Revelation.
It's as common as you think...
Sleeping Dogs is criminally underrated.
A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man.
#SleepingDogs
A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man.
#SleepingDogs
November 21, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Sleeping Dogs is criminally underrated.
A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man.
#SleepingDogs
A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man.
#SleepingDogs
Hitchhiking is the biggest scam.
You aren't hitching anything, and you sure as hell aren't hiking.
Absolute joke.
You aren't hitching anything, and you sure as hell aren't hiking.
Absolute joke.
November 21, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Hitchhiking is the biggest scam.
You aren't hitching anything, and you sure as hell aren't hiking.
Absolute joke.
You aren't hitching anything, and you sure as hell aren't hiking.
Absolute joke.
Teen pregnancy drops off pretty sharply at age 20.
Why is nobody talking about this?
Why is nobody talking about this?
November 21, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Teen pregnancy drops off pretty sharply at age 20.
Why is nobody talking about this?
Why is nobody talking about this?
Most "Battle-Pass" shooters lure players in with Pic 1, then absolutely blindsides them with Pic 2.
You sit there, playing your cool military FPS, only for a bunch of Teletubbies et al to show up a month after launch.
Is it so wrong to want CoD to look like CoD for more than a month? #blackops6
You sit there, playing your cool military FPS, only for a bunch of Teletubbies et al to show up a month after launch.
Is it so wrong to want CoD to look like CoD for more than a month? #blackops6
November 21, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Most "Battle-Pass" shooters lure players in with Pic 1, then absolutely blindsides them with Pic 2.
You sit there, playing your cool military FPS, only for a bunch of Teletubbies et al to show up a month after launch.
Is it so wrong to want CoD to look like CoD for more than a month? #blackops6
You sit there, playing your cool military FPS, only for a bunch of Teletubbies et al to show up a month after launch.
Is it so wrong to want CoD to look like CoD for more than a month? #blackops6
The meal deal section in the Tesco nearest to the Daily Mail's offices must be the most war-torn place in Britain.
November 19, 2024 at 4:26 PM
The meal deal section in the Tesco nearest to the Daily Mail's offices must be the most war-torn place in Britain.
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Via our parent company @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social CEO @brycetetraeder.bsky.social: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Via our parent company @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social CEO @brycetetraeder.bsky.social: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign