Hideous Shambles
phlegm47.bsky.social
Hideous Shambles
@phlegm47.bsky.social
Reply guy, he/him

If it happens today, sure I'll celebrate for a couple of days, but then it'll be as if he never existed
You're absolutely right! It's not just journalism - it's redefining what floating testicle battery carpet can be!

I lost my commitment to the bit halfway through

Please let the bubble burst and all the data centres be cancer research labs or seed banks or anything else
February 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I guess rent being affordable is addictive too because they make fuckin sure that has barriers to access
February 16, 2026 at 11:12 AM
And the more Tig Notaro the merrier

Just try not to put jared leto in it, and we're good
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Holly Hunter's lounging is awesome.

For the ST:A hate to work, there has to be a pretense that TNG S1 and S2 weren't rough as hell til they settled into their style. Yeah, we don't get 26 episodes to figure things out anymore, and that's a shame, but gawd give something a chance to be something.
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
the ones that are eating gravel and wearing carefully taped plastic bags for clothing are climbing the property ladder as we speak
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The inventing whole syllables and mispronouncing words you already pronounced correctly gives me the heebies
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 AM
We've cornered the junk area into just one room. We sacrifice it so the rest of the house can live
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Is there an audiobook of this because those are golden tonsils right there
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
My microwave wanted to turn on in that moment, and it would have done so had I pressed the button or not
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
How does he know any of this? He famously never sees nor hears nor reads anything lest he ingest new information that he could be asked about later
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
So if we accept that he is slow walking the whole thing to run out the clock on something, we learn that it doesn't matter why he's doing it, he just needs to fuck offffffff
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Nobody is that oblivious, surely
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Hideous Shambles
a toxic bike rack is a bike rack design that sucks shit and therefore never has bikes locked to it, giving the bad impression that bike infrastructure is not needed
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 AM
the concept of deliberately bad bike racks as part of a top-down effort to justify lack of cycling lanes is a very UK idea
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
it's misattribution tennis on his timeline, easy block
February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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That said it was kind of amazing watching how Kim hit every bollard while trying to post through the parking lot of her mind
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I don't get why you pretend to be media illiterate every other day, are you doing a bit where you forget who the media serves
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Chris Pine looks like that half the time, it's a common white guy face
February 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
He had his fingers crossed inside his pocket
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Does it serve Schumer's decrepit purposes if the state fails more quickly during Trump's reign, is that why he's more ineffectual than me trying to work a sewing machine
February 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I take other people's screenshots of my posts to avoid having to crop them myself
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM