Hideous Shambles
@phlegm47.bsky.social
Reply guy, he/him
Tiptoeing around their grievances as the world dissolves
Tiptoeing around their grievances as the world dissolves
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The towering clevers of agile progressive thought laid low by the idea that virtually the entire media apparatus of a nation can exist to service one orange wanker and their entourage
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November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Interesting thing for a guy who can be credibly described as a mass murderer to say 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Interesting thing for a guy who can be credibly described as a mass murderer to say 🤔
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By destroying USAid, Musk is a murderer.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
By destroying USAid, Musk is a murderer.
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I am in favor of hanging one particular mass murderer
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am in favor of hanging one particular mass murderer
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brave words from Musk too, considering the death toll from full self-driving* Teslas and (several orders of magnitude greater) killing USAID
*not quite
*not quite
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
brave words from Musk too, considering the death toll from full self-driving* Teslas and (several orders of magnitude greater) killing USAID
*not quite
*not quite
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Elon Musk is responsible for the deaths of tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people, but he would never imagine consequences for a rich white man.
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Elon Musk is responsible for the deaths of tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people, but he would never imagine consequences for a rich white man.
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How is it not awkward that Elon is a mass murderer?
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
How is it not awkward that Elon is a mass murderer?
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UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
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Fortune Teller: "You will die on a major Mexican holiday." Trump: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo?
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Fortune Teller: "You will die on a major Mexican holiday." Trump: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo?
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
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"perjury" when some nobody lowballs their income on a welfare application form: we're maybe gonna put you in prison & deffo cutting off your benefits
"perjury" when a law enforcement officer smugly baldfaced lies to a judge in court abt committing violence on innocent civilians: oh, you silly guys!
"perjury" when a law enforcement officer smugly baldfaced lies to a judge in court abt committing violence on innocent civilians: oh, you silly guys!
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"perjury" when some nobody lowballs their income on a welfare application form: we're maybe gonna put you in prison & deffo cutting off your benefits
"perjury" when a law enforcement officer smugly baldfaced lies to a judge in court abt committing violence on innocent civilians: oh, you silly guys!
"perjury" when a law enforcement officer smugly baldfaced lies to a judge in court abt committing violence on innocent civilians: oh, you silly guys!
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i’ll believe that your op-ed pages are just trying to put forward provocative arguments that makes you see the world differently when one runs a piece arguing that venezuela should protect itself by sinking american boats
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i’ll believe that your op-ed pages are just trying to put forward provocative arguments that makes you see the world differently when one runs a piece arguing that venezuela should protect itself by sinking american boats
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so do you pronounce it “peppermint mocha in red holiday cup” or “crossing the picket line” you piece of shit
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
so do you pronounce it “peppermint mocha in red holiday cup” or “crossing the picket line” you piece of shit
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
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Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
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The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.
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dems love a big tent when it's for violent fascists they want to make into pets, tho they won't suffer a commie to live
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
dems love a big tent when it's for violent fascists they want to make into pets, tho they won't suffer a commie to live
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
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As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
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What we really need is a government shut up.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What we really need is a government shut up.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
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sort of incredible to read a review that doesn't just made a vague nod at AI being bad, but actively reckons with the ways in which falling obsessively to AI usage actively obliterates the artistic intent and integrity of the work you've made.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
sort of incredible to read a review that doesn't just made a vague nod at AI being bad, but actively reckons with the ways in which falling obsessively to AI usage actively obliterates the artistic intent and integrity of the work you've made.