Hideous Shambles
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Hideous Shambles
@phlegm47.bsky.social
Reply guy, he/him

If it happens today, sure I'll celebrate for a couple of days, but then it'll be as if he never existed
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The towering clevers of agile progressive thought laid low by the idea that virtually the entire media apparatus of a nation can exist to service one orange wanker and their entourage
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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im doing the paperwork for a new flat and as part of the credit check they wanted to know “if your income is less or close to 2.5 x the rent, then please list all your savings”.

so they know they’re putting you into rent poverty AND how much they can get away with jacking up the cost.
Letting agents can no longer say 'no DSS' on their listings but they say shit like 'must have an income of £52k'. They've just changed the wording FFS.
February 8, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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a toxic bike rack is a bike rack design that sucks shit and therefore never has bikes locked to it, giving the bad impression that bike infrastructure is not needed
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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He's disabled. They're going to murder him because he's disabled.
A man taken into custody in Rochester Thursday by federal immigration agents and now held at the Whipple Federal Building in the Twin Cities is a recent organ transplant recipient who is without his needed anti-rejection medication, state Rep. Kim Hicks tells MPR News.
Transplant recipient arrested by federal agents in Rochester needs medicine, state representative says
State Rep. Kim Hicks told MPR News she drove to the Whipple Federal Building near Ft. Snelling Thursday night to give the man his medication but authorities wouldn't take it without a doctor's note. S...
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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That said it was kind of amazing watching how Kim hit every bollard while trying to post through the parking lot of her mind
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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ACAB for Cutie
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Oh fuck yeah Labour 3.0 is gonna be LIT!
February 5, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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If you ever see a cat in public it is your civic duty to assist that cat with whatever matters it is currently engaged in, regardless of legality or personal financial cost
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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happy He Shat Himself On TV to all who celebrate
February 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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So Nick Shirley harassing day cares is heroic, but Don Lemon reporting on a protest at a church is a felony?
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Wait, and you'll see he'll get invited back after lying like this.
Left: Konstantin Kisin denies calling Rishi Sunak a 'brown Hindu' on #BBCQT

Right: Konstantin Kisin, "He's a brown Hindu"
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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A lot of people enjoy thinking that they have secret knowledge that makes them smarter than doctors and they are willing to let their own children suffer and die so they can pursue that feeling of superiority.
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Well, glad they cleared that up; kicking a car in America is punishable by being tackled & immobilised by 6 masked men in the street, beaten in the head with a tear-gas cannister and then shot 10 times at point-blank range.
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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me: benjamin, what are your thoughts on today’s current events?
benjamin:
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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what if it happens today?
what if it happens today?
what if it happens today?
January 28, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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In addition, I always thought one reason Musk bought Twitter was to stop people replying with this picture every time he tweeted.
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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these people wouldn't stay inside for a fucking global pandemic but they'll stay locked up because secret police are killing people in the street?
“…because I’m a cretin and a coward!”
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM