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Mister Stu

@phorenzik.bsky.social

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General buffoonery. Sometimes a bit moany. Shows potential. #ActuallyAutistic A satirical thing I write: https://parpculture.com

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · Jan 26

Ben Stiller followed me on here because I made a stupid, but mean comment about his films, whilst praising Severance.

Sorry @benstiller.redhour.com

You have earned my respect sir.

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 8h

You mean these are two separate games and not the same?

Mind blown

Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 12h

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 is getting a free trial for an entire week, starting 9th October. https://bit.ly/4q0ySkH

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 8h

Someone doesn't have any comprehension of how camera rigging works

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 8h

Ben Stiller follows me on here because I insulted him and he agreed with me.

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 8h

Predator
Robocop
Starship Troopers
Halloween
Psycho
Police Story
*Death Wish

*Not sure about this though, because we wouldn't have gotten DW3

Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 1d

Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?

15 Great Movies That Were Ruined By Becoming Franchises

These classic films should never have gotten sequels.

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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 10h

Bill Mather’s hauntingly beautiful matte painting of Gotham City for BATMAN RETURNS (1992). Flawless.

A snow-covered Gotham skyline at nighttime with the Gotham Zoo in the foreground. Black space in the middle of painting for projection.

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 9h

Bullshit. If key cutting was that lucrative, they wouldn't all need to repair shoes as well

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 10h

Yep. Two dogs here and their barks physically hurt and make me go into fight or flight mode.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 12h

Had a load yesterday, but noticed in time, so I closed the window

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 13h

I'm also aware that I'm a miserable sod and extremely hard to please.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 13h

Is he a 12 year old boy?

I mean, come on, for fuck's sake

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 13h

I'm 6 episodes into that Ed Gein thing and it's crap

Don't know whether to see it through or just bail out now

Most of it is totally made up and it punches down all the time because it thinks its audience won't understand subtext

No subtly at all

All done for shock value and it's so tiresome

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 15h

People defending Switch 2 will say that developers didn't have the dev kits early enough, but I guarantee that most 3rd party games will be badly optimised, sub 30fps affairs.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 15h

But entirely expected.

The vast majority of Switch tiltles will be 30fps at best

I'd love to be wrong, but I bet I'm not.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

Nice moon tonight

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 1d

Pay me to go for a walk next year. Well, pay MNDA, but I'll still do the walking www.justgiving.com/page/mw-wind...

Walking the Windsor 50 for Motor Neurone Disease Association

Help Mark Williamson raise money to support Motor Neurone Disease Association

www.justgiving.com

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

Supermarket had Ken Barlow's autobiography on the free book table and I was too much of a coward to take it.

Regretting it very much now.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

I felt exactly the same when I read it.

It makes Bitmap look complicit.

Wonder what the impending 3rd statement will say?

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

And the console hasn't been this expensive since EVER

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Xbox Series X/S storage expansion cards haven’t been this cheap since July

Still ridiculously priced, but less so today.

buff.ly

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

It's hard to take Charlie Hunnam's portrayal of #EdGein seriously when every time he speaks, he sounds like Ernie

There are actual voice recordings of Gein in existence

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

They might accidentally make one that works this time?

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

The company says it’s still committed to smart displays, as Amazon doubles down on the category.

Google hints at a new Nest Hub

The Nest Hub may live again

www.theverge.com

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

That's a cracking price. Shame it's from Scamazon though.

Also, 1988 (not 1989)

TheHDRoom in 4K UHD @thehdroom.bsky.social · 1d

Akira (1989) 4K UHD + Blu-ray is down to $11.99 (60% off) at Amazon and part of their B2G1 Free sale.

amzn.to/47ci82p #ad

Movies & TV Deals: amzn.to/4pUuWSF #ad

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

I know someone, who until quite recently, thought baubles were both spelled and pronounced as 'ball-balls'

And no, it's not me. I'd own up to it if so.

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

Anything less than a £2 coin is now basically the same as pocket fluff.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

Mine has been my mortal enemy for decades now

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect synergy

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