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phosphorglow.bsky.social
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sometimes I feel like a swallow
a swallow which by some mistake
has gotten into an attic
and knocks its head against the walls in terror
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acabdriver.bsky.social
Gay spores makes this my favorite

youtu.be/s7YW045deBY?...
Trevor Moore: High in Church - "Gays Got Married"
YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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bigbuttbiggerheart.online
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YNg...
What About Mouthwash - Trevor Moore
YouTube video by The Whitest Kids U'Know
www.youtube.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
genuinely one of the funniest guys ever

Whitest Kids U Know should’ve become an SNL-like institution imo
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
yeah immediate follow ❤️
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
he was so so so fucking funny
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
they are so far! but also considering i’ve only had like one a month it’s hard to say for sure lol so i suppose i hope so too

also thank you ❤️
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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fairlyokayiguess.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
it’s ok, me neither. wrote it off as meaningless showmanship. turns out it was actually hard as fuck
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
really depressing how much less likely that’s looking every day lmao
January 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
in minecraft or whatever the kids were saying
January 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
fuckin right she was
January 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
YES lmfao what a ridiculous time
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
phosphorglow.bsky.social
jesus christ lmao
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM