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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨

@phosphorglow.bsky.social

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sometimes I feel like a swallow a swallow which by some mistake has gotten into an attic and knocks its head against the walls in terror

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 22h

it’s been awhile since i’ve revisited it but yeah it’s a really fantastic album!!!

𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 23h

the prompt i quoted on twitter isn’t on here but i made a topster chart so i might as well post it here too

my favorite albums of 2024 in no particular order:

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 1d

that's how i wanna be buried

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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d

The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 1d

lmao

𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 1d

babe can you come pick me up, they're doing cosmetic surgery conspiracy theories on AI generated images of Zac Efron

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 3d

he has decided he just prefers jorking it crazy style

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 3d

help my wife is too horny

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 3d

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 4d

i miss when gamers were annoying about good shit like God Hand and not whether a game character has sophisticated enough boob physics to be considered Not Woke

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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 4d

#wcw99

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ethereal 80s revival (derogatory) @badgrbas.bsky.social · 4d

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 4d

imagining a guy sold on a PPV by a random episode of Heat

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5d

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 4d

the ideal pork shape

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 7d

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 7d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

HBO Max | Feedback

help.hbomax.com

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you 🌚 @c0mm13ba5tard.bsky.social · 6d

if I were you guys I wouldn't get involved in discourse then. I'd hire a third party pr firm to deal with those sorts of interactions. you're stepping on rakes and screaming at your userbase to stop hitting you in the face

Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com · 7d

No I get the impression that yall want us to change the policies or enforcement in ways we don’t intend and then when we don’t do that we get brigaded endlessly