Pickle
picklenick.bsky.social
Pickle
@picklenick.bsky.social
Just a salty, briny guy
@discord.com I am a power user of your platform, and I’ve had an account for 8 years. I just cancelled my Nitro. If you require my ID or face scan to use the app, I am deleting the app from my devices. You need users like me more than I need you. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

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February 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Oh no, snowballs! The horror! That was the same bullshit excuse for the Boston Massacre. What, you’re not man enough for a few snowballs?
FOX: Now you see snowballs flying in this group of individuals that are moving, you have law enforcement in the front of this group that look like they are walking backwards so they are being pushed…
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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AOC: ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S., yet they are some of the most well-funded, operating with impunity—and we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood in the street.
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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I hope all these Nazis get their Nuremberg trial one day
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Jesus, pointing a gun at a physician too? These murderers haven’t killed enough people today?
Dozens of feds, large MPD response, an observer saying he's a physician and had a gun pointed at him for checking the victim's pulse
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
August 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Join ICE to get your nut up today!
LEAKED!
The ICE recruitment video!
August 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It gives me such nostalgia that today in my 30s I still talk about the newest episode of South Park with my friends like we’re back in high school. Time really is a flat circle!
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is huge. The nation is united against pedophiles!
this may literally be the one subject on the planet on which everyone is aligned in this way

I’m not sure you could get these poll numbers with “the sky is blue” or “two plus two equals four”
August 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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If he's somehow allowed to run again, there's only one suitable candidate to run against him: BARACK OBAMA.

#PoeticJustice ⚖️
August 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Bae finally got back into town though! I missed her so much, and it’s nice to have her back in the same state
July 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oh boy! Another great day to smoke weed and look for work! Lovin’ that unemployed life lol #helpme
July 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Normally, "You're Fired" means you have instantly lost your job, not: You WILL lose your job IN TEN MONTHS.

#MakeItMakeSense
I can't wait to see what the next 10 months are going to be like for Colbert. Now he has nothing to lose. It's a shame he lost his show, but this is going to be interesting. CBS, Paramount, and Dementia Don are all now fair game. Colbert ratings will go thru the roof. I ordered a case of popcorn.
July 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bae is finally on the way home! 🤩
July 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Trump every day of his entire life.
July 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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On my flight back to DC both pilots are women which sparked a debate amongst our group about whether using the term “cockpit,” was appropriate. We decided to call it a “clitpit,” which also makes it hijack-proof since male hijackers would never be able to find it.
July 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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OH COME ON
July 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Also spending more time working on my programming. Right now I’m just making a calculator app because it’s been years since I saw a project to completion, and I just need to make *something* to practice my coding skills and buff out my GitHub. I also refuse to vibe code lol
July 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
On the bright side I have more time to make the place look less…. Askew lol
July 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Gf is gonna be out of town for another few days because of flight cancellations :( I miss her
July 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Spent today relearning Python basics. Man, did you know there’s a stdin AND stdout? Crazy.
July 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Always good to remember.
July 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Only recently learning how many shortcomings my CS program had. I’m still grateful for the professors I had and friends I made, but not even teaching students about Docker in a Software Engineering course feels like a misstep. That was in 2019, so maybe things have changed since then.
July 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM