Pierce
pierced.bsky.social
Pierce
@pierced.bsky.social
he/him/his

Tech by trade, politics and law by hobby. But, like, trying not to be the type of person you'd assume that describes? 😬

I think humanity went off the rails the first time someone wished they knew what time it was.
Modern AI is the perfect tool for Millennials with social addictions who had to go cold turkey in 2020.

"Here's a robot with some Zoomer slang stuck in its teeth, $20/month for a hundred licks."
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Fun with JS exotics, you can change the value/reference of an identifier (function parameter) without assignment operators or `delete`:
```
function foo(x) {
let tempX = x;
arguments[0] = new Object; // who cares?
console.assert(x === tempX, "x was unchanged");
}

foo(new Object); // BZZT
```
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Pierce
Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nate is just jealous because he didn't get to marry Buddy Poland the lobsterman, the absolute best fictional character description to ever manifest in the real world.

[cc @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social for Heather Cox Richardson]
Just say women. This is taking forever.
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Rewatched "Everything Everywhere All at Once", then revisited "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days because of Waymond's lines referencing it.

The video for "Absolutely…" is stacked apartment dwellers cascading to a ground-floor dance party.

Just like "Turn Down for What".

#Daniels, man. 🤯
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
If a law forbids frivolous termination of an agency's leader by the president, then that agency's authority was written and understood to have that insulation. Textually and originalistically, the very definition of the agency is inseparable (non-severable) from that assumption.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"Bad Passwords, Too Many Failures: The Ashley Madison Story"
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#vnc #infosec
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You know what might be cool to regulate sooner rather than later? Headphone/earphone/earbud companies also selling hearing aides. Let's make sure the former isn't incentivized to feed the latter, like we saw with Apple's removal of the earphone jack and subsequent blockbuster success of the Airbuds.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
When I was your age, I was either becoming the person writing this, the type of person who once wrote this, or present-day me rereading what I'm writing.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I hate to say it, but Ender's Game. Fundamentally, it is the "they bully you because they're jealous" fable for precocious kids. Despite all of OSC's real-life shittiness, he made it critical that Ender succeeded not only due to talent, but also superpower-empathy, and resisting abuse and authority.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I think a lot of people on here don't realize there was endless money and federal power behind the "it's the Democrats' fault" and "it's both sides' fault" messaging, that could've lasted until it became accepted truth.

I promise that's not a defense of the capitulators, quite the opposite… 1/9 🧵
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
A lot of folks should've clocked the racist and creepy agendas at the power of bleach and "[bringing] the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way."
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The president is ballshedding.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bikeshe...
October 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Many narcissist presidents have probably frivolously shouted about imposing tariffs. Narcissists and abusers will throw a tantrum about any small offense. The offense isn't important, the point is to make people around them defer or accede to keep the peace. 1/10
Trump is pissed about an ad that Canada recently ran in the U.S. showing Ronald Reagan talking about tariffs in 1987.

“Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The last ten years have been to prepare the greatest troll of all time: they're demonizing antifa just so they can say they're profa... PROFA DEEZ NUTS.
October 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
REPORTER: "Sir, what is your opinion about [thing that didn't happen and literally no one had ever heard of]?"
GUY SO HAPPY SOMEONE OTHER THAN AN ANNOYED MANAGER CALLED HIM SIR: "The thing is..."
October 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh my goodness, reading about Mr. G is like finding the intact fossilized skeleton of the original debate bro.
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
All of them just blue their own credibility.
David Cross folks.
September 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I completely forgot that I'd posted this, and in the meantime @alyankovic.bsky.social absolutely did do a multi-animator collab that included Ryan Krzak, the animator from that "Albuquerque" video! youtu.be/y0ZoX4dBvwk
September 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Democratic leaders, please stop posting messages written as if Trump is a normal guy who just needs some constructive criticism. You're absolutely embarrassing yourselves and making us look pathetic when we support you.

Yes, I'm aware of the irony.
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Picked Up Poop Today. Bare Handed. Unintentional. Unhappy. Still Not Clean. Still Not Clean.
September 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There's going to be a Renaissance of identity theft in thirty years when a lot of Americans' PINs are their birthdate, 1/2/34
August 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Echoing Onion Headline That Already Mocked Us Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Says "Newspaper of Record" Where This Regularly Happens @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It's so unfair to have a multi-layered joke that you know will be unappreciated.

"Want to watch The Bear around 11 tomorrow, with just a soupçon of 'ish?' (pardon my French)" to someone who has complained about the show's profanity but recognizes neither the "pardon my French" idiom nor "soupçon."
July 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM