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@pigeonholes.bsky.social
Cybersecurity professional. Mathematician, girl style. The Owl House enjoyer. One love. Adult.
"roses are red, and so is the water"
"roses are red, and so is the water"
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@pigeonholes.bsky.social
· Jun 13
I don't like how my drink is looking at me
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"alcohol is bad for you!"
the humble martini:
the humble martini:
raise your hand if you barked or meowed at family this prior holiday season
I have been trying to be extra nice to my online friends, simply because we should all treat others they way we would want to be treated.
unintended consequence: I have accidentally meowed at my family a few times. woOPS
unintended consequence: I have accidentally meowed at my family a few times. woOPS
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 AM
raise your hand if you barked or meowed at family this prior holiday season
bad news
it's rough to see all of someone's problems come from using a macbook. screen broken? expensive. not booting? schedule with apple care. tough luck buttercup.
refurbished thinkpad + debian/mint. unstoppable combination.
refurbished thinkpad + debian/mint. unstoppable combination.
January 11, 2026 at 8:27 AM
bad news
i'm soft and huggable I just need someone else to believe it
January 11, 2026 at 8:22 AM
i'm soft and huggable I just need someone else to believe it
I love my weighted blankies
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I love my weighted blankies
for a brief, beautiful moment I saw a piece of kpdh art and believed it to be fully canon. to be clear I still believe it is fully canon it just isn't. there's NO WAY they aren't the girls of all time behind closed doors
January 7, 2026 at 8:03 AM
for a brief, beautiful moment I saw a piece of kpdh art and believed it to be fully canon. to be clear I still believe it is fully canon it just isn't. there's NO WAY they aren't the girls of all time behind closed doors
two matching beetles--out of millions of bugs in the rainforest--will find each other and fuck their shit up
December 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
two matching beetles--out of millions of bugs in the rainforest--will find each other and fuck their shit up
saying "no spoilers" when someone tries to tell me a bible verse
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
saying "no spoilers" when someone tries to tell me a bible verse
one million kisses for every girl on her period this christmas (or equivalent winter holiday)
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
one million kisses for every girl on her period this christmas (or equivalent winter holiday)
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
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I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
windows 11? yeah, microsoft's latest sloperating system.
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
windows 11? yeah, microsoft's latest sloperating system.
I going like the idea of an agentic os, I don't want it, but it would be funny to see how much better an agentic linux distribution would be than win11 (agentix?)
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I going like the idea of an agentic os, I don't want it, but it would be funny to see how much better an agentic linux distribution would be than win11 (agentix?)
the catacombs calls me
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
the catacombs calls me
she lustys my argonian maid until my cake diamonds
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
she lustys my argonian maid until my cake diamonds
why do billionaires need so much money? does it feel good hoarding the money people need to live to feel better about yourself?
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
why do billionaires need so much money? does it feel good hoarding the money people need to live to feel better about yourself?
I need some gay shit to happen to me
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I need some gay shit to happen to me
so, china requiring media-pretended individuals to hold degrees to discuss relevant topics is a reason I could get behind OPT-IN government identification.
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
so, china requiring media-pretended individuals to hold degrees to discuss relevant topics is a reason I could get behind OPT-IN government identification.
700 elo chess players are a crazy group. one game someone refutes my traxler and the next someone falls for my 8 move botez gambit
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
700 elo chess players are a crazy group. one game someone refutes my traxler and the next someone falls for my 8 move botez gambit
just learned about there pomni x jax ship. it's alright, more of a wlw shipper, but I fucking love the way people are drawing pomni
October 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
just learned about there pomni x jax ship. it's alright, more of a wlw shipper, but I fucking love the way people are drawing pomni
how much of your humanity would you sacrifice to become what you desire?
October 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
how much of your humanity would you sacrifice to become what you desire?
the trans propaganda of "you have to live longer than xxx. you have to live" is genuinely working. I don't know how many of my sisters and brothers died before we started doing this but I know it's helped keep me here, helped a lot.
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the trans propaganda of "you have to live longer than xxx. you have to live" is genuinely working. I don't know how many of my sisters and brothers died before we started doing this but I know it's helped keep me here, helped a lot.
I saw something yesterday via tumblr, the best worst social media, talking about fanfic. It opened my eyes to the importance of it.
It was along the lines of "fanfic is by fans for fans. If you want it and it's not there, make it."
It was along the lines of "fanfic is by fans for fans. If you want it and it's not there, make it."
October 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I saw something yesterday via tumblr, the best worst social media, talking about fanfic. It opened my eyes to the importance of it.
It was along the lines of "fanfic is by fans for fans. If you want it and it's not there, make it."
It was along the lines of "fanfic is by fans for fans. If you want it and it's not there, make it."
hm. so I know people don't want other people to steal their stuff, reasonable. but repurposing? I want my stuff to be repurposed. trace the art. turn it into a colouring book. rip the code, fuck it we ball. use the sounds, I made them to be heard.
credit is appreciated, not strictly required
credit is appreciated, not strictly required
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
hm. so I know people don't want other people to steal their stuff, reasonable. but repurposing? I want my stuff to be repurposed. trace the art. turn it into a colouring book. rip the code, fuck it we ball. use the sounds, I made them to be heard.
credit is appreciated, not strictly required
credit is appreciated, not strictly required
I have thoughts i'm bout going to put here because I don't want my page to go down. I just want to be loved.
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I have thoughts i'm bout going to put here because I don't want my page to go down. I just want to be loved.