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BryanMichael
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Terminally online lurker. Host to one cat lady, many cats, existential dread and more gray hair than I care to admit. Check Engine light has been on since 2011. Two spaces after a period—a habit it just doesn't feel right to break.
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what sucks is all the dark fiber laid down but not used in the late 90s early 00s had a long half-life as useful infrastructure. all this extra compute? gonna age like milk in a windowsill
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Make it just the voice actors' recording sessions.

It'd be a *really* targeted audience... but it's there.
Alan Tudyk's Heihei Recording Session - #MoanaMondays
YouTube video by Walt Disney Animation Studios
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nearly infinite monkeys at nearly infinite typewriters, with nearly infinite manager-monkeys ranking their output?

... Where do I get off this crazy thing?
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The old VW air-cooled Beetle / Microbus engines were made of a magnesium alloy and could be caught on fire.

But again, that takes deliberate effort... or a really catastrophic engine failure.
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Good luck, you need a bit more surface area vs. mass to get magnesium to burn... but I remember reading about a test burn at Lawrence Livermore.

Over thirty-two years ago!

The story: simson.net/ref/1993/cub...

The pictures: www.flickr.com/photos/nitro...
Cube Burning
Burning a NeXTcube at Lawrence Livermore Laboratory.
www.flickr.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This popped into my head... at least this one was human.

Though it sounds like they were both equally helpful.
a man is sitting at a desk talking on a phone with the words thank you for calling usa prime credit below him
Alt: "Hello my name Peggy..." No, no, Andrei... your name is not Peggy.
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
For someone who seems to have no shame... he certainly seems ashamed of what's in those files because he's spending a staggering amount of energy to keep them from seeing the light of day.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Let's see if you remember this from the first time it went 'round the internets or if you're one of today's lucky 10,000...

Lounge.

It definitely has to be Lounge.
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If Fen does end up turning into a dragon (which I probably should be writing as "draakin?") I can just see her knocking over her opponent, stepping on them while thundering "STAY." and the recipient suddenly developing a new kink.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Indeed!

About all we've seen in the matches are enhanced traction (8-116), CCs (8-121), simple grapples (8-123) and spawning what looks like a cudgel.

In 8-108, after climbing the giant tree, she takes the gravity-assist route back down & sprouts wings. Not exactly hiding a capability there.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Oh she's *really* pulling her punches.

6-28, she manages to hide INSIDE? AS PART OF a boulder?
6-39, she demonstrates she can alter her body mass and muscularity.
6-71, she can manifest wings & fly.
6-111, SHE CAN BE A WHOLE DRAGON.

And all that without Sha Vida's enhancement bracer.
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Words of wisdom from Schlock Mercenary...

Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We make a special fudge recipe for our nephew who has a list of food allergies as long as my arm.

The science of avoiding crystal formation is absolutely an art form!

We've been making it for *years* and we still can't quite get to "Grandma's Fudge."
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I hate pedos and I don’t care what team they’re on. Jail them all and throw away the key
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Forget prurience. This locks in the connection between Trump, Epstein and Putin.

A compromised President who can’t be trusted to do the right thing for America.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Rubio's affirmation that to oppose fascism is to "undermine the foundations of Western Civilization" is telling in the extreme. The conservative movement hangs entirely on the belief that human beings are not fundamentally trustworthy and will not work together without the threat of punishment.
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
On the difference between a pedophile, hebephile & ephebophile: "... it's very hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile."

Yup.

Me, I'll take "Things I wish I hadn't learned for $1000, Alex."
Re: Epstein’s emails
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM