Piri Martine
@piri.bsky.social
Sex toy inventor, cat servant, ascii brawler, not a real blonde
I know. But this photo is a gift, and as much as it pains me to say it, we have Chuck to thank for it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I know. But this photo is a gift, and as much as it pains me to say it, we have Chuck to thank for it.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
I was indifferent, far more dog focused, but then the cat distribution system delivered to me this perfect gentleman pirate, Rex.
Rexamus Maximus, Jerkasaurus Rex, Rexaroni the San Francisco Treat (ding ding). Captain Awesome.
Just look at that shayna punim!
Rexamus Maximus, Jerkasaurus Rex, Rexaroni the San Francisco Treat (ding ding). Captain Awesome.
Just look at that shayna punim!
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I was indifferent, far more dog focused, but then the cat distribution system delivered to me this perfect gentleman pirate, Rex.
Rexamus Maximus, Jerkasaurus Rex, Rexaroni the San Francisco Treat (ding ding). Captain Awesome.
Just look at that shayna punim!
Rexamus Maximus, Jerkasaurus Rex, Rexaroni the San Francisco Treat (ding ding). Captain Awesome.
Just look at that shayna punim!
The closest I could find was Cuba, but Cuba didn’t do this to themselves, sanctions and the collapse of the USSR did. And they still were not poorer than when they revolted.
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The closest I could find was Cuba, but Cuba didn’t do this to themselves, sanctions and the collapse of the USSR did. And they still were not poorer than when they revolted.
Then I looked up the GDPs of long lasting dictators. They can be poorer than their neighbors, but they aren’t poorer than their own past.
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Then I looked up the GDPs of long lasting dictators. They can be poorer than their neighbors, but they aren’t poorer than their own past.
Oh my god can we talk about it though???
I’ve been absolutely floored by how much people assume about how dictatorships work.
Last January I became obsessed with finding an example of a dictator that wrecked their economy on purpose.
I’ve been absolutely floored by how much people assume about how dictatorships work.
Last January I became obsessed with finding an example of a dictator that wrecked their economy on purpose.
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh my god can we talk about it though???
I’ve been absolutely floored by how much people assume about how dictatorships work.
Last January I became obsessed with finding an example of a dictator that wrecked their economy on purpose.
I’ve been absolutely floored by how much people assume about how dictatorships work.
Last January I became obsessed with finding an example of a dictator that wrecked their economy on purpose.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Trump looks irritated at Gordon Findley for hogging all the attention.
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump looks irritated at Gordon Findley for hogging all the attention.
You think we take photos of our ballots?
I’m a liberal centrist. Die hard Hillary supporter. I voted for Mamdani with glee because I hate Cuomo and I like Mamdani’s ideas. 😘
I’m a liberal centrist. Die hard Hillary supporter. I voted for Mamdani with glee because I hate Cuomo and I like Mamdani’s ideas. 😘
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You think we take photos of our ballots?
I’m a liberal centrist. Die hard Hillary supporter. I voted for Mamdani with glee because I hate Cuomo and I like Mamdani’s ideas. 😘
I’m a liberal centrist. Die hard Hillary supporter. I voted for Mamdani with glee because I hate Cuomo and I like Mamdani’s ideas. 😘
I mean, not really. Hitler instituted price controls and artificially boosted his economy by any means necessary which made his GDP do this.
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I mean, not really. Hitler instituted price controls and artificially boosted his economy by any means necessary which made his GDP do this.
Which is exactly why people need to stay non violent and keep showing up in clown gear. They are desperately trying to trigger a serious conflict so they can use it as propaganda. Whatever the enemy wants, don’t give it to them.
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Which is exactly why people need to stay non violent and keep showing up in clown gear. They are desperately trying to trigger a serious conflict so they can use it as propaganda. Whatever the enemy wants, don’t give it to them.
Which is so incredibly essential. Clowning them is a million times better than fighting them. They WANT the fight to turn it into propaganda.
October 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Which is so incredibly essential. Clowning them is a million times better than fighting them. They WANT the fight to turn it into propaganda.
That’s Eichmann. Goebbels looks like we’re about to discover he’s really a lizard at any minute.
October 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
That’s Eichmann. Goebbels looks like we’re about to discover he’s really a lizard at any minute.
Right so, when the dictator starts ruining their economy, that’s when revolutions start. But in the beginning of a dictator’s tenure they tend to prop up the economy by any means necessary.
September 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Right so, when the dictator starts ruining their economy, that’s when revolutions start. But in the beginning of a dictator’s tenure they tend to prop up the economy by any means necessary.
Just read this two seconds ago.
July 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Just read this two seconds ago.
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
July 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
If they weren’t secret we’d know their names and faces. This isn’t hard.
July 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If they weren’t secret we’d know their names and faces. This isn’t hard.