Piri Martine
@piri.bsky.social
Sex toy inventor, cat servant, ascii brawler, not a real blonde
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We can’t let 8 antisocial billionaires dictate the fate of humanity.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We can’t let 8 antisocial billionaires dictate the fate of humanity.
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Moskowitz: "Perhaps someone should tell the president that every time he says 'affordability is a hoax,' another Democrat sprouts of the ground and lands in the House of Representatives and eventually we'll get a gavel."
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Moskowitz: "Perhaps someone should tell the president that every time he says 'affordability is a hoax,' another Democrat sprouts of the ground and lands in the House of Representatives and eventually we'll get a gavel."
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
Where are the leakers and whistleblowers? Are there no patriots?
I know we’ve been talking about the 25th Amendment being invoked for years now, but we should probably be talking about it a lot more and a lot more seriously right now.
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Where are the leakers and whistleblowers? Are there no patriots?
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Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
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I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
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Congresswoman says she was shoved & pepper-sprayed after identifying herself during ICE operation. "‘When I presented myself as a member of Congress asking for more information, I was pushed aside and pepper sprayed.’" www.commondreams.org/news/adelita...
ICE Goons Pepper Spray Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva During Tucson Raid | Common Dreams
"If federal agents are brazen enough to fire pellets directly at a member of Congress, imagine how they behave when encountering defenseless members of our community," Grijalva said.
www.commondreams.org
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Congresswoman says she was shoved & pepper-sprayed after identifying herself during ICE operation. "‘When I presented myself as a member of Congress asking for more information, I was pushed aside and pepper sprayed.’" www.commondreams.org/news/adelita...
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Hegseth orders that review boards always carefully examine a photograph of any Marine up for promotion, awards or special opportunities. That's to be certain that no dark-skinned persons get benefits or promotions by mistake. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...
Marines reinstate photos in some review boards, but not for promotions
The Marine Corps is bringing back photos to the selection boards that pick Marines for command, education, and special duty opportunities.
taskandpurpose.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hegseth orders that review boards always carefully examine a photograph of any Marine up for promotion, awards or special opportunities. That's to be certain that no dark-skinned persons get benefits or promotions by mistake. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...
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These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
You can’t tell me Trump has actually signed 1500 pieces of paper while in office.
Quietly, largely unreported, Trumplethinskin is pardoning like the madman he is.
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You can’t tell me Trump has actually signed 1500 pieces of paper while in office.
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This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
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This is the most jaw-droopingly stupid post I've ever seen from the US Treasury's Twitter account. Best Twitter riposte of the day.
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is the most jaw-droopingly stupid post I've ever seen from the US Treasury's Twitter account. Best Twitter riposte of the day.
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The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
MELIA can live with cats, no dogs. She needs a patient, loving human who can train and be her forever. She needs a calm adult only home. 3.5 years old. Around 50 pounds. Over 800 days 😢
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
MELIA can live with cats, no dogs. She needs a patient, loving human who can train and be her forever. She needs a calm adult only home. 3.5 years old. Around 50 pounds. Over 800 days 😢
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
💻[email protected]
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
MELIA can live with cats, no dogs. She needs a patient, loving human who can train and be her forever. She needs a calm adult only home. 3.5 years old. Around 50 pounds. Over 800 days 😢
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
MELIA can live with cats, no dogs. She needs a patient, loving human who can train and be her forever. She needs a calm adult only home. 3.5 years old. Around 50 pounds. Over 800 days 😢
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Why did he go work for him?
“The Constitution is not adequate to deal with a President as evil as Trump.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Why did he go work for him?
The same way that Pam Bondi telling us she has to withhold information regarding active investigations into Democrats ensures that she could only actually release Epstein documents about Republicans.
So what I'm getting from this is that he's admitting his orders are illegal/ unconstitutional.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The same way that Pam Bondi telling us she has to withhold information regarding active investigations into Democrats ensures that she could only actually release Epstein documents about Republicans.
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Judge Chutkan agrees: there's something very fishy about the way Pam Bondi and her team have managed the Epstein files, and it's time now for the DOJ to come clean by complying with FOIA requests looking into internal communications.
JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Judge Chutkan agrees: there's something very fishy about the way Pam Bondi and her team have managed the Epstein files, and it's time now for the DOJ to come clean by complying with FOIA requests looking into internal communications.
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I know mfw means"my face when" but my brain always says "motherfucker, what"
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I know mfw means"my face when" but my brain always says "motherfucker, what"
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Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...