Piri Martine
@piri.bsky.social
Sex toy inventor, cat servant, ascii brawler, not a real blonde
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We can’t let 8 antisocial billionaires dictate the fate of humanity.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We can’t let 8 antisocial billionaires dictate the fate of humanity.
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Moskowitz: "Perhaps someone should tell the president that every time he says 'affordability is a hoax,' another Democrat sprouts of the ground and lands in the House of Representatives and eventually we'll get a gavel."
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Moskowitz: "Perhaps someone should tell the president that every time he says 'affordability is a hoax,' another Democrat sprouts of the ground and lands in the House of Representatives and eventually we'll get a gavel."
I’m sorry but a lot of us just didn’t believe he could get it done.
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m sorry but a lot of us just didn’t believe he could get it done.
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
While that’s true, it also is totally deflating. Can we maybe find a way to be honest about our country without discouraging people at the same time?
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
While that’s true, it also is totally deflating. Can we maybe find a way to be honest about our country without discouraging people at the same time?
Where are the leakers and whistleblowers? Are there no patriots?
I know we’ve been talking about the 25th Amendment being invoked for years now, but we should probably be talking about it a lot more and a lot more seriously right now.
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Where are the leakers and whistleblowers? Are there no patriots?
It isn’t a joke at all.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It isn’t a joke at all.
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Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
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I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
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Congresswoman says she was shoved & pepper-sprayed after identifying herself during ICE operation. "‘When I presented myself as a member of Congress asking for more information, I was pushed aside and pepper sprayed.’" www.commondreams.org/news/adelita...
ICE Goons Pepper Spray Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva During Tucson Raid | Common Dreams
"If federal agents are brazen enough to fire pellets directly at a member of Congress, imagine how they behave when encountering defenseless members of our community," Grijalva said.
www.commondreams.org
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Congresswoman says she was shoved & pepper-sprayed after identifying herself during ICE operation. "‘When I presented myself as a member of Congress asking for more information, I was pushed aside and pepper sprayed.’" www.commondreams.org/news/adelita...
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I know you are but what am I…
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I know you are but what am I…
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WHAT DOES IN CHARGE LATER MEAN???
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
WHAT DOES IN CHARGE LATER MEAN???
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Hegseth orders that review boards always carefully examine a photograph of any Marine up for promotion, awards or special opportunities. That's to be certain that no dark-skinned persons get benefits or promotions by mistake. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...
Marines reinstate photos in some review boards, but not for promotions
The Marine Corps is bringing back photos to the selection boards that pick Marines for command, education, and special duty opportunities.
taskandpurpose.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hegseth orders that review boards always carefully examine a photograph of any Marine up for promotion, awards or special opportunities. That's to be certain that no dark-skinned persons get benefits or promotions by mistake. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...
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These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
If Pam Bondi has reopened investigations into Democrats, then the documents she will be withholding from the public will be the ones about Democrats.
I don’t think they thought this through.
I don’t think they thought this through.
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
If Pam Bondi has reopened investigations into Democrats, then the documents she will be withholding from the public will be the ones about Democrats.
I don’t think they thought this through.
I don’t think they thought this through.
I have a sneaking suspicion that beneath the radicalism is an Animal House style rage against the mommy who made them brush their teeth.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion that beneath the radicalism is an Animal House style rage against the mommy who made them brush their teeth.
You can’t tell me Trump has actually signed 1500 pieces of paper while in office.
Quietly, largely unreported, Trumplethinskin is pardoning like the madman he is.
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You can’t tell me Trump has actually signed 1500 pieces of paper while in office.
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This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
And my accountant thought I was insane when I said Trump was going to try to abolish the IRS.
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
And my accountant thought I was insane when I said Trump was going to try to abolish the IRS.
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This is the most jaw-droopingly stupid post I've ever seen from the US Treasury's Twitter account. Best Twitter riposte of the day.
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is the most jaw-droopingly stupid post I've ever seen from the US Treasury's Twitter account. Best Twitter riposte of the day.
It was broken for a brief period in Germany!
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It was broken for a brief period in Germany!
Like a drunk toddler, putting the medal on himself.
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Like a drunk toddler, putting the medal on himself.