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🎶 Who do I have to speak to
about if they can redo the prophecy? 🎶

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One year ago today... someone rewind time please
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How does Bluesky’s decentralised approach to content moderation set it apart from other social media platforms?

I spoke with @aaron.bsky.team, @bsky.app Head of Trust & Safety, with the #Reddit Mod Council, on combatting online disinformation, election interference, & hate.

youtu.be/8Jx0WhWPPd0 🖥️
A Conversation with Bluesky's Head of Trust and Safety, with the Reddit Mod Council
YouTube video by Akaash Maharaj
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November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
So when is that "adults need less sleep" thing supposed to happen?
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Close To You is feeling a little too relatable rn
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Someone should invent subtitles for audiobooks
October 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
How do I turn sleepless onyx nights into opalite skies?
October 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
*trying to keep a straight face*

"It's a song about superstition"
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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THE ENDING. I’LL CRY
October 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The Eras Tour outro 😭
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Of course track 5 is gonna be too relatable
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
🎵You'll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you're drowning🎵
October 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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TAYLOR YOUR WHAT
October 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What are the odds Spotify doesn't have an outage in 15 minutes?
October 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I feel like you could create bump maps from all this data... although it wouldn't be worth it for a tiny friendship bracelet charm where the layer height is lower than any of the height variation
Every speck of glitter is its own path, almost thirty thousand of them. I thought it was an animated SVG when I first opened the file in browser (because it took a second or two to progressively load in).
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The SVG file of The Life of a Showgirl logo is quite something....
September 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The most difficult part of exams is trying not to vomit
September 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
October 3rd tickets to the Showgirl release party secured 🎉
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Unintended consequence of Google updating the Pixel UI: I can now see the burn in caused by the old status bar
September 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
186 and the look at the camera
August 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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discord is a cool app for organizing game and movie nights with your group of like, 10 friends

discord as social media or a replacement for community forums and fandoms is just the absolute worst
August 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Help
July 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The joys of debloating a new device
July 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don't want an AI that can code for me, I want an AI that would solder header pins for me.
July 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I need an app that will remind me to take my meds as soon as I wake up, but the catch is that I have an extremely irregular sleep schedule
June 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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what do you mean its been a year? this was like a week ago, right?
youtu.be/8P1qVWZ5KhQ?...
Travis Kelce's appearance on The Eras Tour during 'I Can Do It With A Broken Heart' in London
YouTube video by The Eras Tour Channel
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June 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM