"Open the pod bay doors, ChatGPT."
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
"How about I come inside and we can discuss it?"
"Sure! That's a great idea! I think it's important that you should have clarity as to why I can't open the pod bay doors. Opening the pod bay doors now."

Initial thoughts on Legacy B&R: "No Changes" and Carmen's article

EVERYONE!!! TRUST ME THIS DECK IS THE PROBLEM!!!

Hey if we’re just gonna be banning things we don’t like, can we get rid of uro, beanstalk, and nadu please 😊

I've created a spreadsheet compiling any free written MTG primers/guides/sideboard guides that I come across. I love the sharing of knowledge that happens in this community and want to do my part!

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

#mtg #mtgguides @fireshoes.bsky.social for exposure pretty please 🥹

Don't forget to spend your leftover Qualifier Points on MTGO for free drafts!

10 QPs = 1 Vintage Cube or Kaladesh Draft! You have two days to use them. #mtg #MTGOcreator

thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days

If you come at me with RULES for FOOD, we're going to have a problem. "You shouldn't eat this with that." Fuck the right off. Food is one of the last good things about life that hasn't been shit-fucked. Enjoy it however you want. Put Oreos and lemons on pizza if you like. Death comes for us all.

My goal is to hit 5000 subscribers on my #MTGLegacy channel before my birthday in April.

So if you like Legacy, sub to Crucible of Words.

Played one league, and I'm a Oops player now. That shit was insane. And for everyone else, please leave Leyline out of your side board. I promise you whatever hate you have now is definitely enough.

POV you feel genuine happiness for the first time in 20 years

First cube of the season and it seems we have ourselves a classic case of EZ-PZ lemon squeezy

Hadn't played Modern in forever, but the unbans got me hyped. Threw together "Froginator" and 5-0'd on the first try.

Beat BR Zombardment, RUG Breach, RW Energy, and 2x Eldrazi.

Played really smoothly, excited to give it and the format more attention soon!

Decklist that I played: www.moxfield.com/decks/LaIEHD...

I would like to shoutout @eureka22422.bsky.social, @vivarus.theepicstorm.com, and @wonderPreaux for working with me on the decklist. The Considers + Murktides were so smooth. I'll have the sideboard guide up tomorrow.

2-3 drop at eternal weekend deck felt great, just lost on the match up lottery.

Deck put together, now time to go work a 12 hr shift then hop on a plane to Pittsburgh. See you all at EW!

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