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“Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally.”

(Flipping heck I’d erased short tweets from my memory. What old hell is this character clock?)
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Oh well, it’s only “Black Friday Week” and the entire interweb now relies on it. What could possibly go wrong. I think it’s deliberate to enforce Trump’s two dolls policy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Seems flaky still.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I thought it might be. Was getting it more directly reported elsewhere.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Thank you for really listening to caller @annemarie1.bsky.social & as you succinctly said: "The short termism of prioritising the economy has led to the economy suffering because there have been so many people infected (w Covid) & are now unable to work".

@zackpolanski.bsky.social
#BoldPolitics
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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You tell me Clade 2 is doing that 👆🏼…
May 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Would you put out a correction tomorrow James?
You said there are 69,000 #LongCovidKids which is wrong. Please see the chart below.
The number of children suffering DOUBLED Mar '23-Mar'24. Despite this alarming rise in the number of sick chn the govt. are not bothering to collect any more data 🤯
February 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
February 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
See what I mean about corroborating it!

I suspect the latter is correct.

I didn’t like the Python it generated behind the scenes for the first answer.
February 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It now says:

The probability of being present for exactly 12 out of 13 deaths while working only 20% of shifts is approximately 0.0000000426 (or 4.26 in 100 million). This is an extremely unlikely event
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hmm. When you ask it

“Statistically, what are the chances of being present for 12 out of 13 deaths if you only worked 20% of shifts. This is a genuine question. I don't know the answer.”
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“The probability of being present for 12 or more out of 13 deaths, while only working 20% of shifts, is approximately 0.00000434% (or about 1 in 23 million).

This is an extraordinarily rare event. “
February 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I asked it to write some scripts during the week to configure some fairly technical ethernet networking and it made up a bunch of commands but worse still the entire approach it took was complete nonsense. Had to figure it out myself 😭
February 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It is an amazing tool but still at the point where you need to corroborate its work (which I did via an online binomial calculator).
February 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
1 in a million according to ChatGPT
February 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM