Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now.
patricksauer.contently.com
[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
patricksauer.contently.com
[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
The Ruffian at Belmont treatment, very very classy, many people are saying the classiest way to go…
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The Ruffian at Belmont treatment, very very classy, many people are saying the classiest way to go…
This was the biggest Oscar snub by far. A riveting tick-tock doc about pencil pushers, union leaders, community activists and good-government nerds uniting to save Gotham through the restructuring of municipal bonds?
Hell yeah. Count me in. OBAA for the Power Broker hive. Eat shit, Gerald Ford.
Hell yeah. Count me in. OBAA for the Power Broker hive. Eat shit, Gerald Ford.
January 22, 2026 at 3:20 PM
This was the biggest Oscar snub by far. A riveting tick-tock doc about pencil pushers, union leaders, community activists and good-government nerds uniting to save Gotham through the restructuring of municipal bonds?
Hell yeah. Count me in. OBAA for the Power Broker hive. Eat shit, Gerald Ford.
Hell yeah. Count me in. OBAA for the Power Broker hive. Eat shit, Gerald Ford.
They wrote the quiet part out loud.
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 PM
They wrote the quiet part out loud.
Eight years ago and eighty years back from it.
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Eight years ago and eighty years back from it.
We as a tennis people, do not respect enough the fact that Rod Laver walks amongst us.
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 AM
We as a tennis people, do not respect enough the fact that Rod Laver walks amongst us.
I do like the schooners at Tiny’s Tavern back in B-Town tho. So I’d be happy for those local barflies
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I do like the schooners at Tiny’s Tavern back in B-Town tho. So I’d be happy for those local barflies
This book is horrifying.
I had to learn Notre Dame students brought about “Fighting Irish” by kicking a bunch of Klan ass in the streets.
I’m not sure anything can ever be the same.
I had to learn Notre Dame students brought about “Fighting Irish” by kicking a bunch of Klan ass in the streets.
I’m not sure anything can ever be the same.
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This book is horrifying.
I had to learn Notre Dame students brought about “Fighting Irish” by kicking a bunch of Klan ass in the streets.
I’m not sure anything can ever be the same.
I had to learn Notre Dame students brought about “Fighting Irish” by kicking a bunch of Klan ass in the streets.
I’m not sure anything can ever be the same.
Wife broke these out to go along with the snow fall. I literally forgot how much better CDs sound than streaming. Hoping to never go back.
(Shoutout liner notes too)
(Shoutout liner notes too)
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Wife broke these out to go along with the snow fall. I literally forgot how much better CDs sound than streaming. Hoping to never go back.
(Shoutout liner notes too)
(Shoutout liner notes too)
When you and the fellas hold that photo pose until the pizza man arrives—
January 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
When you and the fellas hold that photo pose until the pizza man arrives—
Preach it, Q train seat
January 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Preach it, Q train seat
Little peak behind the “mid-50s man wanting to not be an asshole while leading a discussion and having a few small Squawkin Sports beers” curtain.
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Little peak behind the “mid-50s man wanting to not be an asshole while leading a discussion and having a few small Squawkin Sports beers” curtain.
We missed you @hunterfelt.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 AM
We missed you @hunterfelt.bsky.social
Once again Squawkin’ Sports blazing trails. First time with three books! That and the trans author 🏳️⚧️ thing. Xoxo
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
@davidjroth.bsky.social
We back 2/12. Best show going. Get it while it’s good
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
@davidjroth.bsky.social
We back 2/12. Best show going. Get it while it’s good
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Once again Squawkin’ Sports blazing trails. First time with three books! That and the trans author 🏳️⚧️ thing. Xoxo
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
@davidjroth.bsky.social
We back 2/12. Best show going. Get it while it’s good
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
@davidjroth.bsky.social
We back 2/12. Best show going. Get it while it’s good
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
We’re doing this tomorrow night in Brooklyn.
January 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
We’re doing this tomorrow night in Brooklyn.
This is 100% because Bari thinks Bill Maher is a brilliant truth-teller. What a collection of losers.
Charles Kuralt would never. And that man had a secret family.
Charles Kuralt would never. And that man had a secret family.
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
This is 100% because Bari thinks Bill Maher is a brilliant truth-teller. What a collection of losers.
Charles Kuralt would never. And that man had a secret family.
Charles Kuralt would never. And that man had a secret family.
January 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
At least the footwear game is on point for tonight's MSG MU ass-handing.
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
At least the footwear game is on point for tonight's MSG MU ass-handing.
If you want to hear the good discourse tho:
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
And take care of yourself today @juliekliegman.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
And take care of yourself today @juliekliegman.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If you want to hear the good discourse tho:
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
And take care of yourself today @juliekliegman.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
And take care of yourself today @juliekliegman.com
Last time we saw Oklahoma together was in homegirl’s home state, summer before before senior year of college, 1992.
And that true believers, is how life goes bye in the blink of an elephant’s eye.
And that true believers, is how life goes bye in the blink of an elephant’s eye.
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Last time we saw Oklahoma together was in homegirl’s home state, summer before before senior year of college, 1992.
And that true believers, is how life goes bye in the blink of an elephant’s eye.
And that true believers, is how life goes bye in the blink of an elephant’s eye.
Oklahoman sees Oklahoma
and people are saying we’re in love.
and people are saying we’re in love.
January 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Oklahoman sees Oklahoma
and people are saying we’re in love.
and people are saying we’re in love.
New Year
New Playoffs
New Talisbird
Fly Young Fella, Fly
New Playoffs
New Talisbird
Fly Young Fella, Fly
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
New Year
New Playoffs
New Talisbird
Fly Young Fella, Fly
New Playoffs
New Talisbird
Fly Young Fella, Fly
Marquette losing at home on the day a StudBudz joins the school Hall of Fame is a damn disgrace. For shame, fellas.
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Marquette losing at home on the day a StudBudz joins the school Hall of Fame is a damn disgrace. For shame, fellas.
Mulch truck?
Mulch truck!?!
MULCH TRUCK!!!!
Mulch truck!?!
MULCH TRUCK!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Mulch truck?
Mulch truck!?!
MULCH TRUCK!!!!
Mulch truck!?!
MULCH TRUCK!!!!
Blue Moon is spending 100-minutes inside a most beautiful melancholic smoke-filled boozy Sardi’s sno-globe backdropped by a low American piano standards playlist.
Naturally, I loved it. And now I’m dying for a martini and a cheese crock with a mess of Ritz crackers.
Naturally, I loved it. And now I’m dying for a martini and a cheese crock with a mess of Ritz crackers.
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Blue Moon is spending 100-minutes inside a most beautiful melancholic smoke-filled boozy Sardi’s sno-globe backdropped by a low American piano standards playlist.
Naturally, I loved it. And now I’m dying for a martini and a cheese crock with a mess of Ritz crackers.
Naturally, I loved it. And now I’m dying for a martini and a cheese crock with a mess of Ritz crackers.