Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now.
patricksauer.contently.com
[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
patricksauer.contently.com
[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
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Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
· Oct 3
Any prediction what’s coming Wooder Ice’s way?
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Any prediction what’s coming Wooder Ice’s way?
Texans winning this dogshit game would be worth sitting through this dogshit game.
January 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Texans winning this dogshit game would be worth sitting through this dogshit game.
CJ Stroud QB of the
Toustan Hexans
Toustan Hexans
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
CJ Stroud QB of the
Toustan Hexans
Toustan Hexans
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Two Sunday morning hoop game-winners today, including a three. Me, for the rest of the day.
a woman in a basketball uniform with the number 20 on the front
ALT: a woman in a basketball uniform with the number 20 on the front
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Two Sunday morning hoop game-winners today, including a three. Me, for the rest of the day.
We as a tennis people, do not respect enough the fact that Rod Laver walks amongst us.
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 AM
We as a tennis people, do not respect enough the fact that Rod Laver walks amongst us.
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Has to be Revenge of the Nerds
/whispers
John Goodman is still funny as shit in it
/whispers
John Goodman is still funny as shit in it
What is the movie you have seen the most times that you would say you do NOT like?
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Has to be Revenge of the Nerds
/whispers
John Goodman is still funny as shit in it
/whispers
John Goodman is still funny as shit in it
I need the Bills to win because I can’t see getting super jacked for any other SB team, maybe the Bears or if the Texans trade for Josh Allen.
January 17, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I need the Bills to win because I can’t see getting super jacked for any other SB team, maybe the Bears or if the Texans trade for Josh Allen.
This book is horrifying.
I had to learn Notre Dame students brought about “Fighting Irish” by kicking a bunch of Klan ass in the streets.
I’m not sure anything can ever be the same.
I had to learn Notre Dame students brought about “Fighting Irish” by kicking a bunch of Klan ass in the streets.
I’m not sure anything can ever be the same.
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This book is horrifying.
I had to learn Notre Dame students brought about “Fighting Irish” by kicking a bunch of Klan ass in the streets.
I’m not sure anything can ever be the same.
I had to learn Notre Dame students brought about “Fighting Irish” by kicking a bunch of Klan ass in the streets.
I’m not sure anything can ever be the same.
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Respect to the gay couple who have a hall pass rule for Roger Federer 💪 #rogerfederer #australianopen
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Respect to the gay couple who have a hall pass rule for Roger Federer 💪 #rogerfederer #australianopen
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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
Wife broke these out to go along with the snow fall. I literally forgot how much better CDs sound than streaming. Hoping to never go back.
(Shoutout liner notes too)
(Shoutout liner notes too)
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Wife broke these out to go along with the snow fall. I literally forgot how much better CDs sound than streaming. Hoping to never go back.
(Shoutout liner notes too)
(Shoutout liner notes too)
It’s a… beautiful day in the neighborhood, the neighborhood, the neighborhood…
Outside Gracie Mansion. This is his job. But dare I day it he seems genuinely affected and happy to be there. There’s potentially immense power in that.
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
It’s a… beautiful day in the neighborhood, the neighborhood, the neighborhood…
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The Mets could start Bo Bichette (0 MLB games at 3B) & Jorge Polanco (1g at 1B) at 3B/1B on Opening Day
Only team in last 100 years to start 2 non-rookie INFs on Opening Day w/1 or 0 prior MLB games at that position:
1948 Dodgers: Jackie Robinson 2B, Billy Cox 3B
@EliasSports
Only team in last 100 years to start 2 non-rookie INFs on Opening Day w/1 or 0 prior MLB games at that position:
1948 Dodgers: Jackie Robinson 2B, Billy Cox 3B
@EliasSports
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The Mets could start Bo Bichette (0 MLB games at 3B) & Jorge Polanco (1g at 1B) at 3B/1B on Opening Day
Only team in last 100 years to start 2 non-rookie INFs on Opening Day w/1 or 0 prior MLB games at that position:
1948 Dodgers: Jackie Robinson 2B, Billy Cox 3B
@EliasSports
Only team in last 100 years to start 2 non-rookie INFs on Opening Day w/1 or 0 prior MLB games at that position:
1948 Dodgers: Jackie Robinson 2B, Billy Cox 3B
@EliasSports
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Given the timing, we consider this to be targeted harassment as punishment for exercising our First Amendment rights.
We're still handing out free whistles. And we just got in hundreds of new yard signs.
Keep resisting, Minnesota. We love you.
We're still handing out free whistles. And we just got in hundreds of new yard signs.
Keep resisting, Minnesota. We love you.
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Given the timing, we consider this to be targeted harassment as punishment for exercising our First Amendment rights.
We're still handing out free whistles. And we just got in hundreds of new yard signs.
Keep resisting, Minnesota. We love you.
We're still handing out free whistles. And we just got in hundreds of new yard signs.
Keep resisting, Minnesota. We love you.
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DHS employees entered our store this afternoon and served us a Notice of Inspection, demanding copies of I9 forms for each employee.
In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.
In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
DHS employees entered our store this afternoon and served us a Notice of Inspection, demanding copies of I9 forms for each employee.
In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.
In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.
This is how it’s done.
Put her in charge of the party now.
Put her in charge of the party now.
I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
This is how it’s done.
Put her in charge of the party now.
Put her in charge of the party now.
“It’s unbelievable. As in, you wouldn’t believe it unless you’re here witnessing it. Calling it the Gestapo is not a stretch.”
Quote just sent to me from a mild-mannered professorial college roommate who lives & teaches in St. Paul.
He is not given to hyperbole.
Quote just sent to me from a mild-mannered professorial college roommate who lives & teaches in St. Paul.
He is not given to hyperbole.
January 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
“It’s unbelievable. As in, you wouldn’t believe it unless you’re here witnessing it. Calling it the Gestapo is not a stretch.”
Quote just sent to me from a mild-mannered professorial college roommate who lives & teaches in St. Paul.
He is not given to hyperbole.
Quote just sent to me from a mild-mannered professorial college roommate who lives & teaches in St. Paul.
He is not given to hyperbole.
Preach it, Q train seat
January 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Preach it, Q train seat
Little peak behind the “mid-50s man wanting to not be an asshole while leading a discussion and having a few small Squawkin Sports beers” curtain.
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Little peak behind the “mid-50s man wanting to not be an asshole while leading a discussion and having a few small Squawkin Sports beers” curtain.
/clears throat
AHEM
Frisky Whyday?
Thank you
AHEM
Frisky Whyday?
Thank you
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
/clears throat
AHEM
Frisky Whyday?
Thank you
AHEM
Frisky Whyday?
Thank you
We missed you @hunterfelt.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 AM
We missed you @hunterfelt.bsky.social
Once again Squawkin’ Sports blazing trails. First time with three books! That and the trans author 🏳️⚧️ thing. Xoxo
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
@davidjroth.bsky.social
We back 2/12. Best show going. Get it while it’s good
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
@davidjroth.bsky.social
We back 2/12. Best show going. Get it while it’s good
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Once again Squawkin’ Sports blazing trails. First time with three books! That and the trans author 🏳️⚧️ thing. Xoxo
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
@davidjroth.bsky.social
We back 2/12. Best show going. Get it while it’s good
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
@davidjroth.bsky.social
We back 2/12. Best show going. Get it while it’s good
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
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I’ll be there tonight. Very excited. I sometimes feel like I’m the only trans woman who likes sports and not gaming or anime so if this describes you, show thyself!
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I’ll be there tonight. Very excited. I sometimes feel like I’m the only trans woman who likes sports and not gaming or anime so if this describes you, show thyself!