Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now.
patricksauer.contently.com
[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
patricksauer.contently.com
[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
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Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
· Oct 3
Oyster appetizer time.
Have a great bird everyone.
I love you all.
Have a great bird everyone.
I love you all.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oyster appetizer time.
Have a great bird everyone.
I love you all.
Have a great bird everyone.
I love you all.
Buzz would like a word @davidjroth.bsky.social & @drewmagary.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Buzz would like a word @davidjroth.bsky.social & @drewmagary.bsky.social
My family takes a knee as I try multiple times to stand up.
I’m gonna need the Fox NFL injury music playing when I push away from the table later on.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My family takes a knee as I try multiple times to stand up.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
This is the single best line in the whole stupid thing. Dumb ass doesn’t even realize who the dopiest out of the boxer, moose and squirrel really is.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is the single best line in the whole stupid thing. Dumb ass doesn’t even realize who the dopiest out of the boxer, moose and squirrel really is.
Looked up Best Thanksgiving movies. Mistress America popped up. Surprised I was unaware (blame a 5-yr-old in ‘15) but I dug it. Plot is forced at times but Gerwig is a force of nature. Not Francis Ha but plausibly in that metaverse.
Jason Leigh to Gerwig. Baumbach is the luckiest man on Earth.
Jason Leigh to Gerwig. Baumbach is the luckiest man on Earth.
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Looked up Best Thanksgiving movies. Mistress America popped up. Surprised I was unaware (blame a 5-yr-old in ‘15) but I dug it. Plot is forced at times but Gerwig is a force of nature. Not Francis Ha but plausibly in that metaverse.
Jason Leigh to Gerwig. Baumbach is the luckiest man on Earth.
Jason Leigh to Gerwig. Baumbach is the luckiest man on Earth.
As a matter of fact the wife and daughter did go to an early Wicked 2: Wickeder Thanksgiving matinee…
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
As a matter of fact the wife and daughter did go to an early Wicked 2: Wickeder Thanksgiving matinee…
I would like to be acknowledged for not screaming angry shit at Hakeem Jeffries while on my Turkey Day walkabout.
I’m thankful that it’s never too late for personal growth.
I’m thankful that it’s never too late for personal growth.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I would like to be acknowledged for not screaming angry shit at Hakeem Jeffries while on my Turkey Day walkabout.
I’m thankful that it’s never too late for personal growth.
I’m thankful that it’s never too late for personal growth.
Watching Holiday Inn for a thing and there is no way to describe the cinematic war crime that is the long Abraham Lincoln blackface scene. I might hate Bing Crosby now.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Watching Holiday Inn for a thing and there is no way to describe the cinematic war crime that is the long Abraham Lincoln blackface scene. I might hate Bing Crosby now.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
As a holiday movie dork I can vouch for how fun this book is.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
As a holiday movie dork I can vouch for how fun this book is.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
Wife may have set a new high water mark, apple lattice and pumpkin custard pie with a Biscoff cookie crust…
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wife may have set a new high water mark, apple lattice and pumpkin custard pie with a Biscoff cookie crust…
Flashback to the blustery morning I helped march the Barney Balloon in the Macy’s Day Parade ~after~ discussing the Brooks Bris riot and hanging chads with Jeff Greenfield.
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Flashback to the blustery morning I helped march the Barney Balloon in the Macy’s Day Parade ~after~ discussing the Brooks Bris riot and hanging chads with Jeff Greenfield.
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
Kevin Smith posted a lovely tribute to the man who owned the video store, and eventually the Quick Stop.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Kevin Smith posted a lovely tribute to the man who owned the video store, and eventually the Quick Stop.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
Yo: 12/4 F1 🎄 🍺 @timrohan.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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www.eventbrite.com/e/1865660985...
12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
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1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
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@dirtbagqueer.rocks
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@davidjroth.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/1865660985...
12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
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1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Yo: 12/4 F1 🎄 🍺 @timrohan.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/1865660985...
12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
www.eventbrite.com/e/1811203521...
1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/1865660985...
12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
www.eventbrite.com/e/1811203521...
1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
Yo: 12/4 F1 🎄 🍺 @timrohan.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/1865660985...
12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
www.eventbrite.com/e/1811203521...
1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/1865660985...
12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
www.eventbrite.com/e/1811203521...
1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Yo: 12/4 F1 🎄 🍺 @timrohan.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/1865660985...
12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
www.eventbrite.com/e/1811203521...
1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/1865660985...
12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
www.eventbrite.com/e/1811203521...
1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
We had a new big show up at Sunday am hoops this morning. Strong player, lithe, muscular, iron jaw, perfect hair and mustache. Looked like a guy who played a Navy pilot in a 1940s movie.
It was too many things for one man to have. Basically this guy with a wet jumper. I’m still shook.
It was too many things for one man to have. Basically this guy with a wet jumper. I’m still shook.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We had a new big show up at Sunday am hoops this morning. Strong player, lithe, muscular, iron jaw, perfect hair and mustache. Looked like a guy who played a Navy pilot in a 1940s movie.
It was too many things for one man to have. Basically this guy with a wet jumper. I’m still shook.
It was too many things for one man to have. Basically this guy with a wet jumper. I’m still shook.
It’s been 15 years since this has been true—coincidentally the age of our daughter—but for 10+ years my wife and I went separate directions for the holidays and it worked marvelously.
www.huffpost.com/entry/my-wif...
www.huffpost.com/entry/my-wif...
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s been 15 years since this has been true—coincidentally the age of our daughter—but for 10+ years my wife and I went separate directions for the holidays and it worked marvelously.
www.huffpost.com/entry/my-wif...
www.huffpost.com/entry/my-wif...
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
Shabbat shalom to Jonathan Greenblatt and his Mamdani antagonists at the ADL.
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Shabbat shalom to Jonathan Greenblatt and his Mamdani antagonists at the ADL.
Eric and Donnie stare pensively out a window as Aimee Mann’s “Goose Snow Cone” grows louder. The boys don’t move throughout the entirety of the album.
Trump has never been as nice to Vance, even in private, as he was to Mamdani just now.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Eric and Donnie stare pensively out a window as Aimee Mann’s “Goose Snow Cone” grows louder. The boys don’t move throughout the entirety of the album.
“I’m rough around the edges at best, at worst I’m a liability.”
The Lowdown went out like a champion. Fantastic work all around. Bonus Tulsa points, the GAP Band spot and “Do it for Johnny” for the heads.
The Lowdown went out like a champion. Fantastic work all around. Bonus Tulsa points, the GAP Band spot and “Do it for Johnny” for the heads.
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“I’m rough around the edges at best, at worst I’m a liability.”
The Lowdown went out like a champion. Fantastic work all around. Bonus Tulsa points, the GAP Band spot and “Do it for Johnny” for the heads.
The Lowdown went out like a champion. Fantastic work all around. Bonus Tulsa points, the GAP Band spot and “Do it for Johnny” for the heads.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Curious if you’re familiar with the resume of the least imitating mob henchman on record @davidjroth.bsky.social…
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Curious if you’re familiar with the resume of the least imitating mob henchman on record @davidjroth.bsky.social…
I believe in the UK that’s called the “boosh posh,” @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
I’ll Irish exit my way out here.
I’ll Irish exit my way out here.
I mean, make prosperity for everyone and you'll be popular is probably true but not sure there's a lot to do with that. Like telling a football team to make sure to convert on 3rd down.
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I believe in the UK that’s called the “boosh posh,” @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
I’ll Irish exit my way out here.
I’ll Irish exit my way out here.