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this is the most photogenic sandwich I've ever made
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not a single ween song on any peloton class. NO low intensity ween recovery rides. NO post-row stretches set to Mister Would You Please Help My Pony. its wrong and it has to end
March 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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green bell pepper people (righteous, honorable) are locked in a state of perpetual warfare against all other bell pepper people
March 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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February 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept
February 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I fucking hate DoorDash. The fact that there’s a possibility that I could be sitting in traffic behind a car whose only reason to be on the road is to deliver some fuckhead 2 cans of white claw from the gas station makes me want to become a terrorist
February 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
are any of the vocaloids castrati
February 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
just woke left indoctrinated my vga cables #darkwoke
February 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
sandwichposting on hold while i eat this beautiful leftover steak salad
January 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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every interpersonal relationship should have a side channel for metacommunication that lets u ask questions about the social dynamic without affecting it
November 13, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Merlin bird ID is so impressive how the hell does a computer get the right bird from an image this terrible
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
how did somebody get this to the point of sending to a printer and not think "hey should we check if the words look like any human language"
January 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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ACTUAL STAND USERS REACT TO: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!

stand user: (pausing episode 1 of part 3) so okay i need to- the names-

voice off screen: they stop doing the tarot thing pretty quick

stand user: oh? yeah thats great. yeah we do name them after music. glad they get that right. (unpauses)
January 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
runny chili eggs and northernlion cine2nerdle vod on the tv. what more could a you want
January 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
opened festival for the first time in a while and beheld the abysmal dogshit sandwich
January 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Don't mind me, I'm just sneaking back on to Bsky after a year to post some highlights 👀

Firstly, my acclaimed masterpiece, "Provide an Embrace, Brother"

#art
October 30, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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you have to become a pervert. you have to become a pervert. the church clothes are too itchy for everyone else too. they're just fucking lying. you can lie or you can take those shoes off before they deform your feet
January 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
December 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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City Pop is cool because it’s like a country decided to spend twenty years coming up with different ways to make Steely Dan’s Peg
December 27, 2024 at 3:17 AM