not a single ween song on any peloton class. NO low intensity ween recovery rides. NO post-row stretches set to Mister Would You Please Help My Pony. its wrong and it has to end

green bell pepper people (righteous, honorable) are locked in a state of perpetual warfare against all other bell pepper people

Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept

I fucking hate DoorDash. The fact that there’s a possibility that I could be sitting in traffic behind a car whose only reason to be on the road is to deliver some fuckhead 2 cans of white claw from the gas station makes me want to become a terrorist

are any of the vocaloids castrati

just woke left indoctrinated my vga cables #darkwoke

sandwichposting on hold while i eat this beautiful leftover steak salad

every interpersonal relationship should have a side channel for metacommunication that lets u ask questions about the social dynamic without affecting it

Merlin bird ID is so impressive how the hell does a computer get the right bird from an image this terrible

how did somebody get this to the point of sending to a printer and not think "hey should we check if the words look like any human language"

ACTUAL STAND USERS REACT TO: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!

stand user: (pausing episode 1 of part 3) so okay i need to- the names-

voice off screen: they stop doing the tarot thing pretty quick

stand user: oh? yeah thats great. yeah we do name them after music. glad they get that right. (unpauses)

runny chili eggs and northernlion cine2nerdle vod on the tv. what more could a you want

opened festival for the first time in a while and beheld the abysmal dogshit sandwich

Don't mind me, I'm just sneaking back on to Bsky after a year to post some highlights 👀

Firstly, my acclaimed masterpiece, "Provide an Embrace, Brother"

#art

you have to become a pervert. you have to become a pervert. the church clothes are too itchy for everyone else too. they're just fucking lying. you can lie or you can take those shoes off before they deform your feet

When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that

City Pop is cool because it’s like a country decided to spend twenty years coming up with different ways to make Steely Dan’s Peg