The two most evil teams in the league lost tonight god is good

Reading excerpts from the Wikipedia article on raw milk to my grandmother this morning and she just keeps responding with "well I don't know if that's true"

When I got married, me and my ex froze a piece of our wedding cake to eat on our one year anniversary. But when we took it out to thaw, that shit was nasty. We threw it away. I feel like there’s a metaphor in there.

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

I usually roll my eyes when people say the NBA sucks because there are too many 3s but then I watch the Celtics and, well, it definitely isn't helping

Jared McCain in the 76ers locker room

Whoever wrote the summary for Midsommar on wikipedia is really gonna take the cult's word for it

Encountered someone in a Meijer bathroom stall watching Talk Tuah at probably full volume and this was all I could think of

I swear it's not just because they're beating my team but every Thunder game I've watched this season has pissed me off. I just do not like this team