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Is this where I can cash in my MGoPoints?
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Normalize telling people they haven't answered the question they were asked. Especially people in positions of power.
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ever accidentally set your podcast app to 0.8x speed and wondered if all your favorite podcasters had a stroke?
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not gonna repost the video but this Erika Kirk lady is a Taylor Tomlinson character, right?
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
First chocolate babka, but I think my yeast was a bit old... Should taste fine, but not exactly beautiful.
December 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Lil ol me should not have insider information on who Michigan's next football coach should be. It's not natural. And yet... 👀
December 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh it's Buttermilk Marinated Chicken night tonight...
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
*claxons sound* ALERT ALERT

NEW SUMMONING SALT *REPEAT* NEW SUMMONING SALT

youtu.be/9c3oXERMTCM...
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
These might be interesting questions if there weren't already a bunch of other countries doing it. Ask anyone in Canada/UK/Germany/etc if they'd rather have our system...
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
One full season of Biff? I've endured worse.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I don't like being a tertiary insider, it's too much responsibility. No one as weak as me should have this information.
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is *not* going to help Michigan's impromptu coaching search... 😬
Okay guys sure thing

*ORACLE SAYS FREE CASH FLOW WAS -$10 BILLION IN QUARTER
*ORACLE SAYS COMMITTED TO MAINTAINING INVESTMENT GRADE
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Michigan message board posters rn
a man in a suit and tie says i 'm right about .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says i 'm right about .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Logging on to the internet as a Michigan fan this evening.
a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen with hbo max written on the bottom
Alt: a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen with hbo max written on the bottom
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December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
That spin cycle from Trey was delightful.
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
God damn Dusty.
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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We're gotten the 'this season is wide open, no clear #1 team, etc.' the past few days, but idk man.
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Any CBB team walking into Crisler
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“So you’re very, very stupid?”
“Yes, another billion dollars pleeeeease.”
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's so damn good. Takes 5 minutes to make with ~0 effort. Bump up the flavor with some Better than Bullion. Drop a dollop on a bowl of chicken noodle soup. Add some leftovers. Eat it cold the next day directly from the fridge.

Perfect food.
This is a Stove Top stuffing appreciation account now.

I never used to eat it, but now it's weirdly comfort food to me.

Fuck a noodle cup, I want an instant Stove Top cup.

😂😂😂
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
On the road to the Pistons/Bucks game and checked in on Michigan mbb… lol
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Not altogether surprising, but I wouldn’t have put money on “A Candle in the Window” being the song to get me all choked up during my first Christmas season as a father.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Pounds table: “Dummymander! Dummymander!”
#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three democratic appointees, #SCOTUS puts Texas's new House maps back into effect for (and, presumably, through) the 2026 midterms.

The three Democratic appointees, in an opinion by Justice Kagan, dissent.

I'll post the ruling shortly.
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Turns out Kenji’s Hasselback potato gratin is as good as they say.
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It really is still a problem that people call what ChatGPT does "lying." It is not trying to tell the truth or lie or understand. It is generating text. When it says it was wrong and is sorry it is not, it was and is doing exactly what it was built to do: generate text.
I haven’t used ChatGPT so my exposure to it is mostly snippets like this, but I find its cheerily ingratiating and self-flagellating tone distinctly repellent. Also it lies so much!
"I’ve been producing confident-sounding citations for articles that were never written, never posted, and never lived on your sites in any form."

Perhaps the most accurate thing ChatGPT ever said.

After asking it about Navy rum, it spit out a list of my articles. Except....
#chatgpt
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM