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like icing a cake with extraordinarily dark sunglasses on!

learning to machine! learning to weld! experiencing the death throes of the american empire!

suz respectfully none of these words are in the bible!!!

I literally had to see what this was replying to confirm it wasn't a real 90s ad

In the festive meal one is required to eat a minimal amount of side dishes and each dish must be made by a separate household. It is asked if one is required to eat a Midwest Salad. And the sages answer, in all lands a salad is a mixture of vegetables, in the Midwest it is a mixture of any food.

RIP ancient Rome, you would have loved reality TV and probably infomercials

every last object in brooklyn having a FOOLS GOLD record label sticker on it

that super blood!

Touting your accomplishments despite not having fulfilled the spirit or letter of the tasks assigned to you is a shockingly good simulation of a new Stanford CS grad so I'll give them that