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Poison Ivy
@poisonheart.bsky.social
Queer in all senses. Agender; aroace-spec. Owned by 8 cats; rescue volunteer. Word nerd. Lapsed copyeditor. Aspiring-to-unlapse writer. CPTSD. They/them. #HaliSky

“Oh sir—times is hard. Times is hard.” - Mrs Lovett, Sweeney Todd
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Inside you are two sheep. There's nothing to worry about.
February 8, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it's waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.
February 16, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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February 16, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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Growing the Crow Army
February 15, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I’m very frustrated. After promising me repeatedly last year that he would happily remove my abusive ex as a tenant from my lease without any penalty to me, my landlord has instead opted to go behind my back and ask her to file to end my lease without communicating to me that he intended to do so.
February 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Okay, I’m trying to add some new daily habits into my life, and I’m going to try to make up a few fun daily things too. Hoping that’ll help me feel less overwhelmed by the unfun ones. 😅

In that vein, here’s the first of what I hope will be a #dailycrowsterfuck of crow eating peanuts on my deck.
November 6, 2023 at 9:55 PM
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This Tuesday and every Tuesday of November! Trident Halifax will be hosting NaNoWriMo Write-ins that will coincide with the virtual write-in! Come in person, join virtually, or both! (?)
November 6, 2023 at 9:32 PM
How I look to Gen Z
November 6, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Be gull, do crimes

youtube.com/shorts/FtsH2...
Snack heist at the local shop!” 🐦🍪 😭Via @pubity
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November 4, 2023 at 4:50 PM
I have to admit, I enjoyed Hallowe’en more when I had someone to hang with while giving out candy. It’s a bit lonely doing it alone.

Maybe someday I’ll get to do this with someone again.
October 31, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Happy Hallowe’en from me and Stitch! (Who hates his dragon costume. 😂)
October 31, 2023 at 10:08 PM
If I take “Don’t Fear the Reaper” literally, then nonbinary people are immortal, and I’m not sure how I feel about that.

Immortality has always scared me way more than death. 😅
October 28, 2023 at 9:26 PM
One of my favourite things about Halloween is that for a couple weeks every year, people assume I’m dressed this way for a reason other than “it’s how I dress”. :P
October 28, 2023 at 9:10 PM
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ATTN: NIGHTHAWKS. BIG NEWS!

Starting MONDAY, OCT 30, Trident Halifax will be staying open late!

Our new hours will be 8am-9pm Mon-Fri, 8:30am-9pm Sat, and 8:30am-5pm Sun.

Join us for the cozy, dark evenings of autumn... 🍂🌑📚☕️
October 28, 2023 at 8:51 PM
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While enjoying Hal-Con I’m reading The Monster of Elendhaven by local author Jennifer Giesbrecht which is proving to be a delightfully vicious gothic fantasy.
October 28, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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Lovely day here in the Northeast
October 28, 2023 at 8:09 PM
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Staff confirmed last week injury+fatal collision reductions are a long way short of the targets set in 2018.

Cyclist & pedestrian injury incidents increased in 2022.

Template email for your councillor requesting urgent action. Personalise & please use:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 28, 2023 at 7:39 PM
I went to the Oddities & Curiosities show at the Forum, and I almost cried twice over missing my ex—once when I saw a dragon I would’ve bought for her and once when I saw an ammonite and remembered watching Utena with her.

I wish I was better at remembering that the person I loved no longer exists.
October 28, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Been taking myself out to Halloween burlesque shows this month.

It’s a little lonely always going solo, but better than never doing anything just ‘cause I’d have to go alone.

The shows are fun! And remind me that I want to learn how to do burlesque. Gotta find out if there are classes for that.
October 28, 2023 at 1:32 AM
I have a mild cold, so I’m having a quiet day at home with kitties.

Ernie (orange) is cozying up near Stitch (sphynx) for the first time, and I can’t tell who’s more thrilled, me or Stitch. 🥹😻
October 22, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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Chicken Bones, Crunchie, Thrills You Halifax?
October 22, 2023 at 5:07 PM
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Would anyone in the Clayton Park area like a Majesty Palm that has seen better days? They are not cat friendly and I can't winter it inside.
October 22, 2023 at 5:13 PM
I use an anonymous social media app that randomly assigns usernames. Some are pretty great.

E.g., I was just talking to Menstruating Testicles.
October 22, 2023 at 3:47 AM