It's Always Petty in Philadelphia
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She/her/That Heaux. Discount political pundit. Your worst nightmare's worst nightmare. 🏳️🌈
Feed nazis their own teeth
Feed nazis their own teeth
Pinned
Men: I want a tradwife with a BMI of 4 & triple Ds who wants 48 children who'll ditch the baby weight in 7 days & doesn't mind if I low key cheat on her & she makes all our food from scratch & treats my dick like it's her only source of protein
Also men: y m I so loneleeeeee :( :( :(
Also men: y m I so loneleeeeee :( :( :(
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Translated: The idiot in the White House is wrecking our economy.
Powell: "There's very little growth if any in the supply of workers, and at the same time demands for workers has also come down quite sharply to the point where we see what I've called a curious balance. In this case, the balance is because both supply and demand have come down quite sharply."
September 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Translated: The idiot in the White House is wrecking our economy.
Called it.
MAGA, you need to understand: if they'll k*ll us, they'll k*ll you, too. Fascist regimes always end the same way. Eventually, *no one* is pure enough. When one of us loses freedom, we all do. They're already restricting what you can access on the internet and outlawing your weed.
September 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Called it.
If that's actually what happened, shooting Charlie Kirk for *not being rightwing enough* is...wild.
September 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If that's actually what happened, shooting Charlie Kirk for *not being rightwing enough* is...wild.
Like I'm not suicidal but if I could become a ghost just so I could yank on the line to Trump's catheter every ten minutes it might be worth it
June 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Like I'm not suicidal but if I could become a ghost just so I could yank on the line to Trump's catheter every ten minutes it might be worth it
Donald Trump is an unstable, deeply sick individual. He has no object permanence and is so mentally broken that human lives mean less than nothing to him.
No matter your party affiliation, you should be deeply alarmed that our president is following an online slap fight with military deployment.
No matter your party affiliation, you should be deeply alarmed that our president is following an online slap fight with military deployment.
June 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Donald Trump is an unstable, deeply sick individual. He has no object permanence and is so mentally broken that human lives mean less than nothing to him.
No matter your party affiliation, you should be deeply alarmed that our president is following an online slap fight with military deployment.
No matter your party affiliation, you should be deeply alarmed that our president is following an online slap fight with military deployment.
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Deploying Marines to LA isn’t normal. It’s a gross abuse of power similar to what we see from dictators around the world, setting the stage for martial law or full-on authoritarianism.
June 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Deploying Marines to LA isn’t normal. It’s a gross abuse of power similar to what we see from dictators around the world, setting the stage for martial law or full-on authoritarianism.
::Woman on TV exists::
Men: god, what a bitch
Men: god, what a bitch
May 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
::Woman on TV exists::
Men: god, what a bitch
Men: god, what a bitch
At this rate Elon's cringe might develop its own gravitational pull
March 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
At this rate Elon's cringe might develop its own gravitational pull
My wife and I both want to learn to play drums so we're going to start an all drums lesbian band called Percussy
March 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My wife and I both want to learn to play drums so we're going to start an all drums lesbian band called Percussy
I really don't want to believe we're getting dumber as a species but humanity seems to be working reeeeeal hard to prove me wrong
March 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I really don't want to believe we're getting dumber as a species but humanity seems to be working reeeeeal hard to prove me wrong
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I don't have the resources to project "Thank you, President Musk!" on the buildings facing the White House, but I'd throw fistfuls of cash at anybody willing and able to do this
January 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I don't have the resources to project "Thank you, President Musk!" on the buildings facing the White House, but I'd throw fistfuls of cash at anybody willing and able to do this
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[god creating the human brain] it's gonna be capable of carrying out genocide but also sometimes it will worry that the forks in the drawer are scared of the dark
March 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
[god creating the human brain] it's gonna be capable of carrying out genocide but also sometimes it will worry that the forks in the drawer are scared of the dark
And they're putting out videos on how to lie about being conservative so they can actually attract women.
Imagine having to lie about who you are just to get women to talk to you
Imagine having to lie about who you are just to get women to talk to you
March 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
And they're putting out videos on how to lie about being conservative so they can actually attract women.
Imagine having to lie about who you are just to get women to talk to you
Imagine having to lie about who you are just to get women to talk to you
Don't stop, I'm almost there
March 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Don't stop, I'm almost there
When Marco Rubio is the most stable and reliable person in your cabinet
March 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When Marco Rubio is the most stable and reliable person in your cabinet
The app Goods Unite Us breaks down a business's political donations so you can review before patronizing. Particularly important if you plan to participate in boycotts. Thank you!
February 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The app Goods Unite Us breaks down a business's political donations so you can review before patronizing. Particularly important if you plan to participate in boycotts. Thank you!
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If you're asking "WhErE aRe ThE dEmOcRaTs" but voted straight red or didn't vote at all, you can go right ahead and fuck yourself.
The democrats are right where you left them: UNELECTED.
The democrats are right where you left them: UNELECTED.
February 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you're asking "WhErE aRe ThE dEmOcRaTs" but voted straight red or didn't vote at all, you can go right ahead and fuck yourself.
The democrats are right where you left them: UNELECTED.
The democrats are right where you left them: UNELECTED.
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NYT is reporting that the initial FAA report attributes the plane’s collision to “not normal” staffing in control tower.
I’m sure that had nothing to do with all the FAA employees terminated by the new Administration.
I’m sure that had nothing to do with all the FAA employees terminated by the new Administration.
January 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
NYT is reporting that the initial FAA report attributes the plane’s collision to “not normal” staffing in control tower.
I’m sure that had nothing to do with all the FAA employees terminated by the new Administration.
I’m sure that had nothing to do with all the FAA employees terminated by the new Administration.