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Thomas
@polkergeist.bsky.social
just a sleepy dad he/him
@polkergeist
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Sorry, I'm busy planning a heist. Unrelated but it looks warm in there, you should open a window overnight
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
their own worst anemone 😔
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
soup or food. That is the quesiton
January 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
That happened to me exactly one time because dream-me stubbed his toe on the coffee table
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
oughta build em in a pentagram for kicks
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 AM
ough, maybe even worth 2 huge beers (a huge beer followed by a normal beer but closer, to trick the palate of the mind's eye)
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
It's no alameaux
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Some secret third thing in the middle called "choshed"
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Don't you dare
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
won't anyone think of the inevitable collateral damage of people born in 1488 😔
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
"Yeah, I've been to Atlantor!" (for a two hour layover)
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
(Canadian excellence)
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
You just gave me a new first favorite aircraft
January 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Desperate for some e-bread
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
my buddy graduated smurf cum latte... smartest guy i know
January 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
In a whiter room //
With blacker curtains //
At the even bigger station
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Speaking as a proud lifelong resident of the relatively great state of Illinois, go retire in disgrace, you worthless, limp dingbat
January 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
What could you possibly be talking about? 🙂 For some reason, I feel myself compelled to agree!
January 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM