Thomas
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just a sleepy dad he/him
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Woulda been really cool if it happened on my birthday 😕 can it just fucking happen already
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Woulda been really cool if it happened on my birthday 😕 can it just fucking happen already
Dissonant, limp BS. You're pretending that asking nicely can stop anything while simultaneously asserting all he wants is an excuse to hurt more people - when one or more of your people have already DIED for no reason at all. They don't wait for excuses.
Stand up, you pathetic man.
Stand up, you pathetic man.
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Dissonant, limp BS. You're pretending that asking nicely can stop anything while simultaneously asserting all he wants is an excuse to hurt more people - when one or more of your people have already DIED for no reason at all. They don't wait for excuses.
Stand up, you pathetic man.
Stand up, you pathetic man.
I love taskmaster
Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I love taskmaster
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showing the boys a sick rock i found
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
showing the boys a sick rock i found
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kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
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hey i made it through all of 2025 without feeling even a little bit tempted to use AI in any of my workflows, creative or academic. How come this inevitable technology keeps being trivially evitable
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
hey i made it through all of 2025 without feeling even a little bit tempted to use AI in any of my workflows, creative or academic. How come this inevitable technology keeps being trivially evitable
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John Bionicle x Krazy Kat doodle
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
John Bionicle x Krazy Kat doodle
insane that we very likely could have avoided the entire last decade if we'd just been faster to brand the other side (who are objectively wimps) as wimps
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
insane that we very likely could have avoided the entire last decade if we'd just been faster to brand the other side (who are objectively wimps) as wimps
planning a home renovation... buying old horny interior design books...
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
planning a home renovation... buying old horny interior design books...
We've been married ten years! 👴🏻👵🏼
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
We've been married ten years! 👴🏻👵🏼
Big one: Brie Larson and I nodded at one another
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Big one: Brie Larson and I nodded at one another
I'm just gonna have such a hard time taking Matt Damon as Odysseus seriously
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm just gonna have such a hard time taking Matt Damon as Odysseus seriously
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This Christmas, I think it's important to remember the reason for the holidays by honoring that winter-centric savior that died for us all
So I put Matoro on a cake
So I put Matoro on a cake
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
This Christmas, I think it's important to remember the reason for the holidays by honoring that winter-centric savior that died for us all
So I put Matoro on a cake
So I put Matoro on a cake
I'd adapt the hell out of the Bartimaeus trilogy
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'd adapt the hell out of the Bartimaeus trilogy
I know that broadly it's passé for a million valid reasons to complain about how much better things used to be, but christ I don't think I've seen an unbroken candy cane in fifteen years
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I know that broadly it's passé for a million valid reasons to complain about how much better things used to be, but christ I don't think I've seen an unbroken candy cane in fifteen years
The escape room I'm a featured actor in (at the escape room I used to be a designer at!) was just ranked #2 in the US which is pretty cool 😎
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The escape room I'm a featured actor in (at the escape room I used to be a designer at!) was just ranked #2 in the US which is pretty cool 😎
Finally got a chance to watch Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and huh, turns out it absolutely rules
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Finally got a chance to watch Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and huh, turns out it absolutely rules
In case this needs spelling out for the idiots who use AI, this is about AI
“Here’s your meal, full of delicious lead” I don’t want it. No thank you. “Well, what about if we just use lead in the cooking process? You can’t even taste the lead in the final meal” I’m leaving. “You’re being childish. Soon everyone will be cooking with lead” have you fucking listened to yourself
December 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
In case this needs spelling out for the idiots who use AI, this is about AI
The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go
hmmm
hmmm
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go
hmmm
hmmm
Had my first-ever professional massage today, and hooooo boy, I gotta say: eh
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Had my first-ever professional massage today, and hooooo boy, I gotta say: eh
I can't word this in a way that isn't weird, but Rob Reiner was one of those people about whom I always parasocially thought, "I bet we'd get along," and I'm sure I'm right, not because of who I am, but because of who he was. We're all poorer for his loss.
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I can't word this in a way that isn't weird, but Rob Reiner was one of those people about whom I always parasocially thought, "I bet we'd get along," and I'm sure I'm right, not because of who I am, but because of who he was. We're all poorer for his loss.
It'd be super cool for nature to just take its fuckin course already
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It'd be super cool for nature to just take its fuckin course already
The Antiques Roadshow theme is absolutely a song Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (the cantina band) would love to cover
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The Antiques Roadshow theme is absolutely a song Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (the cantina band) would love to cover
Talia is playing a video game (Kirby) for the first time at age 3 and she's probably better than I was at age 6
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Talia is playing a video game (Kirby) for the first time at age 3 and she's probably better than I was at age 6